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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2672 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 8643 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
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