Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8567	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Are you tired of waiting for Valve to release Half-Life 3? Well, join our Minecraft server instead! We promise to deliver updates faster than Valve pushing updates to their private beta branch. Who needs Half-Life 3 when you can have endless fun building and exploring in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Gabe Newell himself is a regular player and will personally ban anyone who mentions Half-Life 3 in the chat. So come join us and experience the thrill of crafting and surviving in a world where Half-Life 3 is just a distant memory.

KyivNightRecruiters

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Real Life NPC Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Consciousness, Existence, Hidden Truth, Life, mind-bending, Mystery, non-player character, Npc, Npcs, philosophy, real, Reality, Server, simulation hypothesis, simulation theory, society, unknown, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	5

yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

MysticHorizons MC

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Towns Built:	9
Farms Harvested:	765	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

play.mystichorizons.net

Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

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Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

Server Features:

NEW Tricky Trials Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Respectful behavior towards other players
For full rules, visit website

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7403
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

CatWatch Minecraft Server

Accommodation, aita, Boundaries, cat behavior, cat shedding, cat sitting, CatWatch, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, pet allergies, pet care, pet ownership, refusing to watch partner’s cat, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, travel expectations

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	260
Players Killed by Monsters:	444	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

CandleGateCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

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