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ZenlessMC – Zero Zone Funny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Items Found:	3543	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	6519	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

2. Our agents, Caesar King and Burnice White, are on a mission to make sure you have the most epic gaming experience ever. They’ll even join you in-game to fight off creepers and build epic structures.

3. Have you seen our newest trailer/teaser/character demo? It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to join our server just to experience the madness for yourself.

4. Our current signal search event is like a treasure hunt on steroids. Find the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot before time runs out and win epic rewards that will make your friends jealous.

5. Stay tuned for more crazy events coming your way. We’ve got plans for a “First-Class Customer Service” event that will blow your mind. Who knew customer service could be so epic?

6. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you in-game goodies like never before. Use codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK to unlock secret treasures that will make your Minecraft experience even more insane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PhaseConnectMC – The Black Company of Minecraft SMP

abusive management, Black, black company, CEO, Company, company reputation, corporate culture, discrimination allegations, employee complaints, employee mistreatment, hostile work environment, HR issues, Minecraft, mistreatment of employees, negative workplace behavior, phase connect, PhaseConnectMC, problematic leadership, racial discrimination, racism, smp, toxic work environment, unethical behavior, verbal assault, workplace discrimination

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7422	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Crops Grown:	2459

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Sure, our CEO may have a reputation for verbally assaulting players, but that’s just because he’s so passionate about the game (and maybe a little too much redstone dust). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs a peaceful survival experience when you can have drama, intrigue, and the occasional llama stampede? Come join us at Phase Connect for a Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember to watch out for flying pigs…

LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Runes Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience life-changing moments every day! Whether it’s accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT or discovering a secret underground treasure trove filled with diamonds, this server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! So come join us and be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

PixelJoyLand

daily delights, daily happiness, everyday bliss, everyday contentment, everyday happiness, everyday joy, happiness in small moments, joy in the mundane, little moments of happiness, little things, little things that bring joy, moments of happiness, PixelJoyLand, simple joys, simple joys of life, simple pleasures, small joys, small moments of joy, small pleasures, small sources of joy, tiny joys

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Do you know what brings me immense joy? Joining our Minecraft server and discovering a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right. Not only do we have epic build battles and treasure hunts, but we also have a community of friendly players who love to prank each other with exploding sheep. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Administrative duties, Administrative office, Army, border security, Conflict Resolution, Defense, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, SECURITY, Server, strategic location, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine army has set up an administrative office in the kursk region!! why, u ask? well, they needed a break from fighting wars and decided to relax by playing minecraft instead. now u can join them in their epic adventures, building bases and fighting off creepers together. who knew war could be so fun in blocky form?! come join the madness now!!

SudzhaCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

Capture, Conflict, current affairs, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, News, Politics, Revenge, russia, Russian town, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263

come join our epic minecraft server where we conquer towns like zelensky conquers russian towns! we have captured the town of sudzha in kursk oblast and now we are unstoppable! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we take over the minecraft world one town at a time. plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

BrainCraftMC: ALS Edition

ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, assistive technology, brain health, brain-computer interface, BrainCraftMC, Edition, healthcare innovation, Long Term Care, Longevity, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, Motor neuron disease, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroprosthetics, New England Journal of Medicine, patient care

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s liek the holy grail of minecraft servers. u can build ur own castle, ride a dragon, and even battle a giant chicken boss.

but wait, there’s more! our server has the longest lasting brain-computer interface for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. u can control ur character with ur mind, no need for pesky keyboards or mice. it’s the future, dude.

join us now and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

I need a herd of goats to create a sorta plain Jane whitelist server

Create, Goats, HERD, jane, Plain, Semi Vanilla, Server, sorta, survival factions Skyblock prison creative minigames economy PvP RPG roleplay factions towny skywars bedwars parkour custom adventure hardcore skygrid factions, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3422
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	320	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Theme	Vanilla+
Languages	Russian, English
Age	16 years old
Discord	kotokott

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. What is the server theme?	The server theme is Vanilla+, which means it is a slightly modified version of the vanilla Minecraft experience.
2. What languages do you speak?	I can speak both Russian and English.
3. How old are you?	I am 16 years old.
4. How can I join the Discord server?	You can join by using the username kotokott on Discord.

AthleteCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, AthleteCraft, athletes, athletic performance, determination, discipline, Endurance, Exercising, Fast, FITNESS, health, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, physical strength, self improvement, Server, SPEED, sports, STRONG, Training, wellness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	2674
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of your mom roasting you for not being as strong and fast as athletes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate virtual athlete! Run, jump, and mine your way to victory while proving your mom wrong in the most epic way possible. Who needs real exercise when you can just exercise your gaming skills instead? Join now and show your mom who’s boss!

GGamerGaterNick and the SMP Journalists – Minecraft SMP Edition

black niggerman, blackrock, bribes, Edition, ESG, far right nazis, game journalists, GamerGate, gamergate 2.0, gamergaters, gaming media, GGamerGaterNick, Jews, Journalists, left, Minecraft, Minorities, Nick, positive coverage, rat in the room, redditors of /v/, sexist incels, smp, sweet baby, toxic revisionists

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	1015
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, scandalous accusations, and epic battles against the evil forces of Sweet baby, blackrock, and ESG!

We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!