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CellMateCraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your new cell mate is a creeper who loves to blow things up! Don’t worry, he’s a blast to hang out with (literally). Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with zombie pigmen who just want to borrow your diamonds for a quick snack. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate prison break adventure in Minecraft!

Pixel Peril: Near-Death Adventures

Adventures, brushes with death, close calls, coming close to death, confronting mortality, dangerous encounters, escaping death, facing danger, facing mortality, heart-stopping moments, life changing events, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging in the balance, life-altering experiences, life-threatening situations, miraculous escapes, moments of fear, near death experiences, neardeath, Peril, PIXEL, Survival, surviving against all odds., traumatic incidents

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Have you ever fallen into a pit of lava because you were too busy admiring your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because on our server, near-death experiences are just a daily occurrence! Join us for the thrill of constantly facing danger at every turn, whether it’s dodging arrows from skeletons or narrowly escaping the wrath of an angry Enderman. Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can have heart-pounding excitement around every corner? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world of Minecraft madness!

PopeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	72	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchantments Applied:	254
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

DataCenterDrama

#sustainability, ai, Analytics, Artificial Intelligence, big data, computing, Data Center, data processing, DataCenterDrama, digital transformation, efficiency, energy consumption, Future, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, power demand, smart technology, Technology

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT HAS AI THAT WILL MAKE UR POWER BILL GO THROUGH DA ROOF! U WANNA SEE UR COMPUTER EXPLODE FROM DA SHEER AMOUNT OF DATA BEING PROCESSED? JOIN NOW AND WATCH AS UR ELECTRICITY BILL SKYROCKETS! WHO NEEDS SAVINGS WHEN U CAN HAVE A COMPUTER THAT LITERALLY BLOWS UP IN UR FACE? JOIN NOW FOR DA ULTIMATE ADRENALINE RUSH!

Dumb Genius Craft

cognitive dissonance, Craft, dumb, GENIUS, intelligence, Intelligent, introspection, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-aware individuals, self-awareness in intelligent people, self-knowledge, self-perception, self-realization, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

So, like, do you ever feel like you’re, like, super smart but also, like, really dumb at the same time? Well, this server is for you, my friend! We only accept players who understand how dumb they are, because let’s face it, we’re all a little bit stupid sometimes. But that’s what makes us special, right?

Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.

So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Chat, Community, Creative, Exploring, female, feminine, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, ONLINE, Only, Roleplay, Server, Survival, virtual, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.m4st.vanillaboxmc.ru

AZPBMD: Where chaos and simplicity collide! 1.20.6, no map resets, for Java and Bedrock!

1.20.6, AZPBMD, bedrock, Brooke, Chaos, collide, don’tplaythisserver, instagram, java, long-running, Map, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No Hacks, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, Parent, Resets, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, tiktok, Unmoderated Chat, Updated, Vanilla, webpage, x-ray

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Host	dontplaythisserver.com
Website	https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules:

No hacked clients of any kind
No x-raying of any kind
The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine
Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Q: When was the server created?

A: A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door was created in late 2019.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are no hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any specific server features?

A: The server stays up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, runs minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and is Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.azpbmd.com/

PhoenixCraft Server

AI: Somnium Files 2, Character development, courtroom drama, crime solving, Danganronpa dead, detective, Interactive Fiction, investigation, Murder Mystery, mystery game, next big game, Phoenix Wright dead, PhoenixCraft, plot twists, puzzle solving, Rain Code, Server, Suspense, Thriller, video game, visual novel, Zero Escape dead

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Dragon Eggs Found:	8958
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of all the same old boring mystery games being dead and gone? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate mystery game experience waiting for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in the world of AI: Somnium Files 2 and Rain Code, where you’ll have to solve mind-bending puzzles and uncover the truth behind some seriously twisted plots. And who knows what the next big mystery game will be on our server? Maybe it’ll involve unicorns, aliens, and a talking potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to have your mind blown with the craziest mysteries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Firstie Reproduction Minecraft Server

25 year old, career focus, delayed parenthood, demographic trends, environmental factors, family, Family Planning, fertility issues, first world problems, FIRSTIE, future generations, genetic dead end, health concerns, House, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, population decline, Reproduction, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being a firstie who can’t reproduce in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone has the chance to start a family and continue their genetic legacy!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family, complete with pixelated children who will carry on your legacy for generations to come. Who needs a house and a spouse in the real world when you can have a blocky mansion and a Minecraft family instead?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a genetic success in the virtual world, where age is just a number and reproduction is as easy as placing a block. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft family dynasty!

AutisticAntics Minecraft Server

advocacy, autism, AutisticAntics, Boundaries, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, emotional wellbeing, Empathy, FRIENDSHIPS, Harassment, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, School, Server, social cues, special needs, Support, Teacher, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky boys following you around!

Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with social cues and awkward situations. Our server is a safe space for you to just chill and have fun without any drama. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or harassed.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself without any judgment or pressure. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

CousinCraft: No Events, Just Comfort!

African American, alcoholism, canceling event, comfort, confederate flags, cousin’s boyfriend, CousinCraft, defensive reaction, discriminatory laws, Events, intimidation, last minute cancelation, non-Whites, overnight stay, racial discrimination, racial exclusion, Racial segregation, Rehab, resort, sharing room, sundown town, sundown town history, sundown towns map, UNCOMFORTABLE, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	3439

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a sundown town? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of discrimination. No confederate flags here, just blocks and blocks of fun!

And don’t worry about sharing a room with strangers who may or may not be recovering alcoholics. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is your love for all things Minecraft.

So say goodbye to awkward catering events and hello to a virtual world where everyone is welcome. Join us today and let the crafting begin!