prison mate luke rant – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCrashMC: Sao Paulo Server
accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Brazil, Brazilian authorities, CraftyCrashMC, crashes, emergency response, Fatalities, investigation, Latin America, News, passenger plane, Paulo, plane crash, Reports, SÃO, São Paulo, Sao Paulo airport, Server, south america, Tragedy
come join our epic minecraft server where we crash planes in brazil for fun! 😂🛩️💥
we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide 💃🕺
build your own world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava flows like a chocolate fountain 🌋🍫
join now for a chance to ride a dragon to the moon and back 🐉🌙
warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for days on end 💎💎💎
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution 🦙🔥🤯

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RiotCraft: 595 Arrests & 150 Charged
Arrests, Charged, civil disobedience, crime, criminal activity, criminal charges, criminal justice, justice system, law and order, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, legal proceedings, Police, protest, Public Safety, riot control, RIOTCRAFT, Social Issues, UK riots, Unrest, violence
LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN DEM UK RIOTS! WE GOT 595 ARRESTS MADE…OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! ABOUT 150 PEOPLE CHARGED…WITH BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET’S RIOT…IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!

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MidlifeCraft
“Youth, aches, aging, Body, condition, confusion, Dying, fear, health, Illness, Medical, Mental, middle aged, MidlifeCraft, mortality, Pains, Physical, Sudden, Symptoms, teenager, Wake Up
so, like, imagine this, right? you wake up in this minecraft world, and suddenly you feel all old and stuff. like, you got back pain and arthritis and all that jazz. but don’t worry, it’s just part of the experience on our server!
join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving as an old person in a world full of creepers and zombies. you gotta navigate through the land with your walker and cane, but watch out for those pesky skeletons, they’ll knock your dentures right out!
but hey, it’s not all bad. we have special quests where you can find the fountain of youth and become young again. imagine being able to run and jump like a teenager again, all while still playing minecraft!
so come join us on our server, where you can experience the joys of old age in a virtual world. who knew getting old could be so much fun?

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MineCraft Lab: ECT Experts Know How!
brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, brain stimulation, brain waves, cognitive function, depression therapy, ect, electroconvulsive therapy, electroshock therapy, Experts, Lab, Medical research, mental health breakthrough, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurological treatment, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, treatment effectiveness
join this epic minecraft server where the creators have unlocked the secrets of the universe through the power of redstone! scientists are losing their minds trying to figure out how we did it, but who cares cuz we’re too busy building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT cannons! come join the fun and be a part of the most mind-blowing server in the minecraft universe! who needs science when you have blocks and explosions, amirite?!

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Plain SMP with Extra Spice – No Fancy Java Mods, Just Good Old Vanilla Fun!

200 members, Cheating, Community, Discord, EXTRA, Fabric, Fancy, Feedback, Fun, Good, hermitcraft, International, java, Minecraft, Mods, Plain, Player Base, Server, smp, Spice, Suggestions, teamwork, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Voicechat, Whitelist, world-building

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Ordinary SMP, a Vanilla Whitelisted Minecraft server without cheating or mods. Join our diverse player base from around the world and be a part of our community!

We have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP. Help us create a better world by providing feedback and suggestions.

Join our active community with over 200 members on our Discord server. Click here to join us on Discord.

We look forward to seeing you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating is not allowed on our Vanilla SMP server.
Are mods allowed?	No, mods are not allowed on our server. It is a Vanilla experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist through our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have been whitelisted.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules for the server to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay. They will be provided upon joining.

ArtFight Minecraft Server
2D fighters, animation, Arcade, arcade cabinets, art direction, ArtFight, character design, character roster, classic games, Competitive Gaming, favorite fighting game, fighting games, Gaming, hand drawn animation, Minecraft, neo geo, pixel art, Real Bout 2, Server, snk, video games, visual aesthetics.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Real Bout 2 of the Minecraft world! Our art direction is so on point, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character. And don’t even get me started on our character design – we’ve got everything from pixelated pandas to blocky ninjas ready to battle it out in epic fashion.
Join our server and prepare yourself for the most intense Minecraft fights you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players duking it out with diamond swords, TNT cannons, and even riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as Real Bout 2, come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: The HapPENINGrealm
air travel, airplane crash, Aviation (Industry), aviation accident, aviation safety, boeing, Brazil, breaking news, crashed, emergency response, Fatalities, Happening, HapPENINGrealm, investigation, Minecraft, national news, News, passenger airliner, São Paulo, Sao Paulo airport, smp, survivors, Tragedy
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only crashes you’ll experience are the epic fails of your friends trying to build a simple house! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, unexpected lava traps, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our parties. We once had a player who tried to tame a pack of wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs – let’s just say it didn’t end well for him. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it!
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for the pranksters who love to booby trap them with TNT. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server
Cats, ct scan, dehydration, difficult decision, elderly cat, Financial, insurance, kidney problems, mass in oesophagus, medication, Minecraft, palliative care, PawsomeCraft, pet health, renal food, Server, surgery, Ultrasound, underweight, vet visit, vomiting, x-ray
Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!
Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!
So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

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BroBroBoy Bday Trip BAN!
ah, Ban, BDay, birthday trip, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BroBroBoy, brother, Communication, Cuddling, effeminate, exclusion, family dynamics, FLIRTING, Friends, gay jokes, Jealousy, masculine, mean, relationship, Siblings, sleeping over, trip, Trust
Are you tired of your boyfriend stealing your brother’s heart on the down-low? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own world and escape from all the boyfriend-stealing shenanigans. No more cuddling on the couch with your brother, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!
Plus, on our server, you can banish anyone who dares to flirt with your brother, even if it’s your own boyfriend. Take control of your virtual world and show them who’s boss!
So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend and a brother stealing each other’s hearts when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead?

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ZombieSlayr420 – Minecraft SMP
barricade, community support, emergency preparedness, End of the World, evacuation plan, fight or flight, first response, HIDEOUT, Long-term Survival, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, self defense, smp, stay alert, stay safe, stock up, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, Undead, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieSlayr420
Join our Minecraft SMP and learn survival skills from our resident zombie expert, Steve! He once survived a horde of zombies by building a giant roller coaster that distracted them with loops and twists. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just in case things get really hairy. So come join us and show those zombies who’s boss!

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