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Crafty Convicts

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

THERE IS MYSTICITY HERE

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Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Items Found:	6830
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	2404	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Buildings Constructed:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	2476	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Farms Harvested:	801
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Animals Bred:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Votes:	9005
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Animals Bred:	58
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3014	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Towns Built:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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