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Crafty Convicts

books, Convicts, Crafty, disability, free food, free shelter, internet, kicking out, life in prison, living with parents, NEET, PHONES, prison benefits, prison considerations., prison decision, Prison Experience, prison life, prison resources, Prisonmaxxing, state laws, Welfare, work

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

ExFriendBabyCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, baby names, Best Friend, childhood friend, compromise, Conversation, DISRESPECTFUL, ex boyfriend, ExFriendBabyCraft, Father, Honoring, hurt feelings, husband, lucas, Minecraft, mourning, Naming, Server, suggestion

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart! Just like the OP’s husband, you might hit the roof when you see the crazy antics our players get up to. From naming disputes to cold shoulders, our server has it all.

But don’t worry, we also offer heartfelt moments and touching tributes, just like the OP’s desire to honor her childhood friend. Join us and create your own heartwarming stories, whether it’s naming your in-game pet after your favorite childhood toy or building a monument to your first ever diamond find.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?

NoSocialBatteryDrama

family assistance, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gatherings, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Reunion, Family Support, family teamwork, family unity, helping out, household chores, mental health, NoSocialBatteryDrama, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, social batteries

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	3815
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your annoying family members? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family reunion experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and immediately start setting up virtual chairs and tables, mowing virtual lawns, and organizing virtual pop-up campers. But don’t worry, we’ve got virtual catering covered so you can focus on the important stuff – like dodging virtual conversations with your relatives.

Need a break from the chaos? Just retreat to your virtual room like our favorite ghost players, who only come out to play a quick card game before disappearing again. And when it’s time to clean up, just pop in some virtual earbuds and start scrubbing those virtual dishes – no need to worry about draining your virtual social batteries.

Join our server now and experience the ultimate family reunion simulation, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! (Just don’t blame us if your real family starts wondering why you’re spending so much time on your computer…)

YnotYoloCraft5000

5000, ANYTHING.., starts with Y, yachts, yams, yardstick, yearbook, Yellow, yesteryear, Yin Yang, YnotYoloCraft5000, yodeling, yogurt, yoke, yonder, youthfulness, yoyo, yucca, yuletide, yurt

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and the letter Y! Join us and get ready to stockpile 5000 yaks, yoyos, yellow submarines, and yodeling villagers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of yams! And rumor has it that deep in the mines, you can find a secret portal to the land of Yodas, where you can trade your excess yaks for lightsabers and Jedi training.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the letter Y in all its glory!

BirdFluVax Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluVax, epidemic preparedness, finland, global health, H5N1, Healthcare, humans, Infectious Disease, influenza outbreak, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, pandemic, Preventive medicine., public health, Server, vaccination campaign, Vaccinations, vaccine distribution, World First, zoonotic disease

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Crops Grown:	7687	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	3968	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!

DroneDestructionMC

Air Force, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, DroneDestructionMC, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military operation, russia, strike, Surveillance, Technology, training center, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	3394
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can unleash their inner Ukrainian soldier and take down 120 drones in a strike on a Russian UAV training center? It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and bullets. Join us and show off your mad drone destroying skills while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so intense it could start an international incident? Come join the chaos and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world of blocky warfare!

EggcellentGenerations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM!

NeutronStarMergeCraft

astronomical simulations, Astronomy, astrophysical phenomena, astrophysical simulations, Astrophysics, binary system, celestial bodies, computational modeling, cosmic events, gravitational waves, high-energy physics, MERGE, neutron star merger, neutron stars, NeutronStarMergeCraft, scientific research, simulation, space exploration, stellar collisions, stellar evolution, theoretical physics

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	248
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

Lord Nation

factions survival minigames skyblock creative economy pvp roleplay towny parkour adventure prison pixelmon skywars kitpvp vanilla factions buildbattle factions smp, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimension Hops:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2950	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.

LordNation.cbu.net:25669

GL Midnights SMP

Cross-Play, GL Midnights, Homes, Minecraft, MONEY, PvP, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!

new.play.glmidnight.co.uk

Tearmoon Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Cliffhanger, comedy, fan favorite, FANTASY, flat-chested, isekai, light novel, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, next season, ongoing series, Popular, princess, Renewal, retard, Season, Sequel, Server, Tearmoon

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!