Priorities MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCartDrivers

Rush, mindset, Priorities, disorganized, convenience

u want a server that makes u feel like u in a constant state of confusion and chaos? well, look no further cuz this server is perfect for u! we got lack of awareness, distracted players, people always in a rush, and a whole lot of disorganization. it’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of madness and mayhem!

join this server if u want to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on half the time. we promise u won’t be disappointed (or maybe u will, who knows?) come join us and embrace the chaos!

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CraftyCultists

Status, society, stomach ache, desire, CraftyCultists

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds like it's nobody's business! if you wanna flex on dem haters, dis is da place to be! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of explosions. trust me, you ain't never seen a server like dis before! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let's get this party started!

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ExamDad-FreeZone

father son, Communication, importance of exams, teenage responsibilities, divorced parents

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where exams don’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a break from reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds.

Forget about your dad being mad at you for studying – on our server, the only thing you’ll be studying is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. Plus, who needs family dinners when you can have a virtual feast with your Minecraft buddies?

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family drama.

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SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

spacecraft, Minecraft, TESTOSTERONE, Server, Disabilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stress of family drama and responsibilities! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about your nagging mother and demanding siblings, come chill with us and let loose in our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and have some much-needed fun.

No more guilt trips or lectures about priorities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive and thrive in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

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Ex-Bae Wedding Fund Denial

ExBae, decision, Priorities, finances, Happiness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on drama and awkward situations just like this one! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate family betrayal in blocky form.

Imagine building a virtual house with your ex-boyfriend, only to have your sister swoop in and steal him away. Talk about sibling rivalry at its finest! Will you choose to support your sister’s happiness or hold onto your grudges like a true Minecraft warrior?

But wait, there’s more! Take part in our exclusive wedding-themed events, where you can roleplay as the disgruntled ex-girlfriend or the clueless sister caught in the middle. Will you choose to donate virtual diamonds to the wedding fund, or will you build a wall of obsidian to keep your ex out of your virtual life forever?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this chaotic virtual world – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even marrying your sister’s ex!

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WeddingBlockParty

Expectations, family, Decision making, compromise, WeddingBlockParty

Are you tired of boring old weddings in the same old venues? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic destination wedding of all time! Picture this: you and your loved ones logging in from the comfort of your own home, surrounded by stunning virtual landscapes and pixelated perfection.

Forget about expensive flights and overpriced resorts, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your Wi-Fi connection). Explore exotic biomes, build your dream wedding venue, and invite all your friends and family to join in the fun – no long flights required!

And the best part? You can customize every detail of your special day, from the guest list to the decorations, all from the comfort of your own computer screen. So why settle for a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will leave your guests speechless (and possibly questioning your sanity)? Join our server now and let the blocky festivities begin!

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PennyPincherCraft

financial habits, PennyPincherCraft, saving money, money management, cost efficiency

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

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WeddingBells Minecraft Server

INDEPENDENCE, Respect, cousin, Server, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family weddings and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being treated like a child when you’re actually a responsible adult.

Join us for a Pride Parade celebration in our virtual world, where you can be yourself without judgment from ultra-religious relatives. Build your own castle, explore new lands, and make friends who appreciate your independence and child-free lifestyle.

Don’t let the pressure from your family make you feel like an asshole – on our server, you’re free to be the badass player you were always meant to be. So leave the wedding drama behind and come play with us! Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer?

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PokimanesDeadlinesMCServer

goonmaxxing behavior, pokimane’s editor, editor, Deadlines, goonmaxxing

Are you tired of missing deadlines because you’re too busy cooming to Pokimane’s editor? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let go of your cooming addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about Pokimane’s editor or any other distractions. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds spawn more frequently for players who have conquered their cooming habits. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming a true goonmaxxing Minecraft master!

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Noob University Minecraft Server

academic goals, Student Life, learning, higher education, motivation

Are you tired of boring old school work and ready to dive into a world of blocky adventures? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Join us and say goodbye to textbooks and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. So who needs school when you could be saving the world instead? Join us now and start your epic journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

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