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NoStupidDogNames Minecraft Server

aita, Asshole, Bitch, Cats, christmas gift, COLLAR, Comical, dog, freedom, golden retriever, MARRIED, Minecraft, name.., neighbor’s kids, NoStupidDogNames, not letting, puppy, reddit, Retriever puppy, Server, stupid, Vets, video game, Wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Emeralds Found:	275	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like naming your dog “Bitch”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama of deciding on a questionable name for your furry friend.

Explore our virtual world with your own unique username, whether it’s “Bitch’sOwner” or “CatLover32”. Build your own virtual pet sanctuary and see how your cats Viktor and Warwick react to the new addition of a digital dog named Bitch.

Venture into our server and witness the hilarious conversations that unfold as you try to explain to the neighbor’s kids why your dog is named Bitch. Will you be able to navigate through the awkward encounters and come out unscathed?

So come on and join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s questionable naming choices). It’s a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises that you won’t want to miss out on!

AuntieCraft: AITA for Accepting?

accepting, accepting help, aita, AuntieCraft, credit card debt, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, Family Support, financial abuse, financial hardship, financial responsibility, financial trouble, forgiveness, generational patterns, intergenerational conflict, money management, mother-daughter relationship, parental control, personal finance, trust issues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3523
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, financial fiascos, and credit card chaos! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Witness the epic saga of a mother opening a credit card in her child’s name, racking up a hefty bill, and then getting mad when called out on it. Will the family ever recover from this scandal? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for jaw-dropping moments like offering to only pay a partial amount to the card company and hoping for forgiveness. Can you handle the suspense?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have a front-row seat to the wildest stories around? Join now and buckle up for the ride of your Minecraft life!

WeirdCraftersUnited

10. Eccentric job seekers, 11. Unique career paths, 12. Unusual work settings, 13. Abnormal job sectors, 14. Offbeat professions, 15. Curious career fields, 16. Weird job applicants, 17. Eccentric work cultures, 18. Strange job markets, 19. Unconventional job opportunities, 2. Eccentric career fields, 20. Odd career preferences., 3. Strange job sectors, 4. Unconventional occupations, 5. Odd career choices, 6. Bizarre professions, 7. Quirky job industries, 8. Peculiar work environments, 9. Outlandish job roles, Weird professionals, WeirdCraftersUnited

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	4918
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Crops Grown:	9333	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Have you ever seen a group of accountants break out into a spontaneous dance party in the middle of tax season? No? Well, that’s because the weirdest people are all hanging out on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as off-the-wall as you are.

Forget about boring professions like lawyers or doctors – on our server, we’ve got a whole gang of astronauts who have built a space station that rivals NASA’s. And don’t even get me started on the group of clowns who have turned their base into a circus complete with a roller coaster and a petting zoo filled with creepers.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly high, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the craziest community in the gaming world. Who knows, you might even find yourself embroiled in a rivalry with a group of ninja turtles who have taken over the sewers and are plotting to take over the server. It’s all in a day’s work on our server – where the weirder, the better!

Pro Athlete Roots Server

aspirations, athlete, athletes, career, childhood dreams, childhood favorites, childhood idols, childhood passions, Competition, dreams come true, dreams realized, fan favorites., loyalty, PRO, pro athletes, professional sports, professional teams, rooting, Roots, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, team loyalty, Teams

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Potions Brewed:	90
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, all the pro athletes play on it, and they used to root for the teams they play against now. like, imagine playing minecraft with lebron james and he’s all like, “yo, i used to be a cavs fan but now i’m dunking on them in minecraft, lol.” it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible and pigs that can fly. no joke, it’s, like, a magical wonderland of insanity. so, like, join now and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Pixel Prediabetes Insulin – The Minecraft Server

25-Hydroxyvitamin D, children, Dose-Response, Epidemiologic Studies, insulin, insulin resistance, meta analysis, Minecraft, PIXEL, prediabetes, Serum, Server, systematic review, type 2 diabetes mellitus

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, do i have the server for you! imagine a world where vitamin d levels determine your fate in the game. that’s right, on this server, your serum 25-hydroxyvitamin d levels will determine if you have prediabetes, type 2 diabetes mellitus, or insulin resistance.

join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your health is on the line. will you be able to survive and thrive with your vitamin d levels in check? or will you fall victim to the dangers of low levels and face the consequences in game?

this server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a unique and challenging minecraft experience, look no further. join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the world of serum 25-hydroxyvitamin d!

EternalMC

#exciting, Automation, Community, Crafting, Discord, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, growth, IMPROVEMENTS, Magic, Modpack, new, Players, Quests, smp, Survival, Tech, Thoughts, Updates, welcome

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Eternal Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Brand New
Community
Modpack	All The Mods 9

Get ready for an epic journey with 400+ mods that mix tech, magic, exploration, and crafting! Join us, give us your thoughts, and let’s grow together!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it’s a brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to.
How is the community?	The community is friendly and welcoming, catering to both new and veteran Minecraft players.
What modpack does the server use?	All The Mods 9, featuring 400+ mods for tech, magic, exploration, and crafting.
What can I expect on the server?	Deep crafting systems, powerful magic, mystical exploration, regular updates, and new features.

Join Eternal today and become part of something new and exciting! Discord Link

The Gendered Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, assigned gender, biology, doctor assigned, Explorer, gender assignment, gender confusion, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender perception, gender reassignment, gender reevaluation, Gender Roles, gender spectrum, gender stereotypes, gender transition, Gendered, LGBTQ, societal norms, Transgender

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, we don’t believe in that whole “assigned gender” nonsense. We know that your gender is determined by biology, not some doctor. So if you wanna play on a server that keeps it real and doesn’t buy into all that PC crap, then this is the place for you! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mods, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s smash some blocks together, bruh!

PublicBizarreMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar occurrence, Public, PublicBizarreMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., strange, surreal, Uncanny, uncommon, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this Minecraft SMP server! Like one time, I saw a player riding a pig while wearing a chicken suit and juggling diamonds. It was absolute chaos, but in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT. It’s like a work of art, but also a ticking time bomb. If you’re not on this server, you’re seriously missing out on all the wacky adventures and ridiculous moments. So come join us and be a part of the madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

BedroomBizarreCraft

Abnormal, BEDROOM, BedroomBizarreCraft, BIZARRE, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, freakish, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, Uncanny, uncommon, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the things you’ve seen in someone’s bedroom? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of players who have seen it all, from beds floating in mid-air to secret rooms filled with nothing but cake. So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

abortion, baby, birth control, boom, Contraception, contraception effectiveness, Family Planning, fertility awareness, Fun, healthcare access, menstrual cycle, natural methods, non-medical alternatives, OVULATION, PIXEL, reproductive choices, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sexual health, UK healthcare, unintended pregnancies, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mines Excavated:	1855	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.