Primitive House – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SmoothieCraft Minecraft Server
#impatience, anger, Blending, Communication, compromise, Cooking, disagreement, Expectations, Frustration, Gratitude, Honey, husband, microwave, Minecraft, patience, relationship, Server, smoothie, SmoothieCraft, unappreciated, ungrateful, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for making smoothies the wrong way? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all smoothie-making techniques, whether you microwave the honey or dissolve it in water first.
Our server is a safe haven for all smoothie enthusiasts, where you can blend to your heart’s content without fear of judgment. Plus, we have a strict “no blender overloading” policy to prevent any unnecessary smoothie-related meltdowns.
So come join us on this wild Minecraft adventure, where smoothies are made with love and understanding. Who knows, you might even find a fellow smoothie connoisseur to share recipes with!

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GriefedAndGropedLOL
body image, BODYGUARD, Confidence, dismissal, Drama, Exercise, friendship, GriefedAndGropedLOL, Groping, gym, hurt feelings, Insecurity, intervention, Lifestyle, male attention, meme, mutual friends, social media, Support, thick skin, UNCOMFORTABLE
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value all shapes and sizes! Unlike in the real world, here you won’t be judged based on your appearance. Whether you’re slim, curvy, or as sturdy as a fridge, you are welcome to join our community.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your trusty sword. And don’t worry, there are no body-shaming memes here – only good vibes and fun times.
So come on in and show off your unique style. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like L did with that guy at the party. Just remember, on this server, everyone is a snack – even the fridge!

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FashionablyLateMC SMP
always behind schedule, always running late, chronic lateness, chronic lateness habits, constantly late, constantly running behind, FashionablyLateMC, habitual lateness, lack of punctuality, late arrivals, late for appointments., late for everything, Latecomers, never arriving on time, never on time, People who are always late, procrastination, punctuality issues, smp, tardiness, time management problems, time management struggles
Hey guys, so like, you totally need to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground club where we only wear pink leather armor and ride pigs into battle. It’s like, totally insane but also super fun, you know? Plus, we have this legendary player who can build a house out of diamonds in like, 5 seconds flat. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon. So if you’re always late to stuff, like, come join us and be fashionably late to all our crazy shenanigans!

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OopsCraft: Wrong Message Edition
accidental text, awkward situation, communication error, communication mishap, communication mix-up, digital faux pas, digital slip-up, Edition, embarrassing text, Message, messaging blunder, messaging mishap, messaging mistake, mistaken message, OopsCraft, social media blunder, social media gaffe, text message fail, text message mishap, texting error, wrong, wrong contact, wrong recipient
Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will have you ROFLing all day long? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the hilarious mishaps that happen on the daily!
Join us for a chance to accidentally send a message to the wrong player, like inviting a creeper to a tea party or asking a zombie for fashion advice. Our community is full of wacky characters and crazy adventures that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you accidentally send a message to a villager confessing your undying love for their iron golem friend? Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and prepare for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments!

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StarlinkCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks!
blocks, Business, Communication, controversy, denial, elon musk, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, minerals deal, Musk, News, satellite communications, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, SpaceX CEO, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Threats, Ukraine
lol u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a Minecraft server dat iz outta dis world, jus like starlink from elon musk! dis server iz so lit, elon himself had to deny rumors dat da US wuz gonna cut off starlink cuz we got all da rare minerals from Ukraine in dis server! join now to mine sum diamonds and fight off creepers wif ur bros, cuz dis server iz outta dis world, literally! #elonmuskapproved #minecraftmadness

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BlockyZero NetFun Land
#sustainability, BlockyZero, climate actions, climate change, disease prevention, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, global warming, government actions, health, healthcare costs, Land, long-term effects, net zero policies, NetFun, policy decisions, population health, preventable illness, public health, public policy, researchers, uk
join our epic minecraft server and help save the world from preventable illness! forget about boring old climate actions, we’re all about net zero policies and saving lives in the most epic way possible.
imagine a world where every block you mine helps decrease preventable illness rates and saves billions of dollars for the UK. you’ll be a hero in the minecraft world and in real life!
so come on, join us and let’s build a better, healthier world together, one block at a time. plus, we have the coolest pixel art of all time and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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The Hidden Village Earth MC
Active, active community, Claim your Land, Community, Custom, Custom Economy, Earth, Earth Based Minecraft Server, earth replica, Economy, Factions, Land Claim, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon server, pokemon, Pokemon Base Server, pokemon server, PvP, replica, Server, Survival, Towny
We are released! Who are we? We are a server which has both an Earth Based Minecraft Server and a Pixelmon Server.
– Active Community – 1:1500 Replica of The Earth – Custom Economy – Claim Your Land – NEW! Pokemon Base Server
185.83.155.34:25587

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NexusMon
Battle Tower, boss tower, endless excitement, epic challenges, Events, High Rewards, minecraft server, Monthly Events, Nexus Network, Nexusmon, Pixelmon, Pokémon Master, pokemon skins, pokemons, Rare Pokemons, Rewards, server ip, Tools, Trainers, unique skins, war zone
NEXUS NETWORK – NEXUSMON! Get ready to explore a one of a kind World The world of the Pokemons filled with many epic challenges, and endless excitement. Are you ready to begin your journey? And maybe one day become a Pokemon Master
FEATURES YOU CAN’T MISS: Boss Tower: Where you can challege Bosses to fight and get high rewards. Epic Battle Tower: Where you can fight Trainers in order to Improve your Pokemon ivs. Unique Pokemon Skins & Tools: Many uniqe Pokemon skins and tools to improve you game exepriance. War Zone: A world where you can fight and cupture many rare Pokemons And even take pokemons from other Trainers if you menege to beat them in a fight Monthly Events & Rewards: Key-Alls, giveaways, and exciting activities await!
Server IP: play.nexusil.net
play.nexusil.net:25556

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Realm of Feline Discord 1.20.2
1.20.2, 4chan, Abuse, animal cruelty, artificialsuicide, Boyfriend, cat, Daddy Issues, Discord, Feline, forgiveness, Help, intervention, love, mental health, pedo, physical abuse, ptsd, Realm, sexual abuse, toxic relationships, tranny, wooden back scratchers
Join this server if you want to save abused cats and fight against wooden back scratchers! Our community is full of crazy drama and wild antics, just like a soap opera on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground fight club for players who want to battle it out in epic PvP matches. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this chaotic and unpredictable server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain!

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Toddlers & Tacos Minecraft Server
Boundaries, child safety, childcare, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Decision making, experience sharing, extended family, family dynamics, international travel, Marriage, Minecraft, Opinions, parenting, perspective, relationships, Server, Tacos, Toddler, toddlers, travel, Trust
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a telenovela! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and international custody battles while building your dream world block by block.
Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, on our server, you’ll never run out of drama and excitement. Will you side with the overprotective mom or the dad desperate to reconnect with his roots? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between inexperienced travelers and a lovable toddler as they embark on a journey across borders. Will they survive the challenges of traveling with a small child, or will chaos ensue? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, unexpected twists, and maybe even a happy ending. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft?

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