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Pixel Chick Minecraft Server

chick, dangerous behavior, drug use, drug-induced heart attack, Endurance, excessive sex, Funeral, health, heart health, Intimacy, investigation, love, medical emergency, Minecraft, News, overdose, PIXEL, relationships, Server, sex, speculation, Stamina, tragic, WOMAN

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mines Excavated:	4457	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a heart attack, but in a good way? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, you might just die from playing for 5 hours straight! But don’t worry, we’ll have a funeral for you and all the players will gather around to pay their respects. Who knows what outrageous things they’ll say at your funeral? Join now for a wild ride of endless fun and excitement! Just make sure to take breaks and stay hydrated, we don’t want any more casualties on our hands!

Clocks Are Japanese Minecraft SMP

antique, ARTISTRY, Clocks, Craftsmanship, culture, Decorative, design, Detailed, HANDCRAFTED, heritage, History, intricate, japanese, Minecraft, ornate, smp, timekeeping, timepieces, Traditional, Unique, vintage

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9518	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even Japanese clocks look normal in comparison! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It’s a world where the unexpected is the norm, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about this blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. See you there!

Tengoku Daimakyou Minecraft Server: Weekly Manga Analysis

Analysis, baba, Baba visit, calamity anniversary, Chapter 61, Daimakyou, electrical abilities, Funayama Tooru, hand injury, Hiruko, Izukunoeshima, Izukunoeshima island, Kenuma Gosaku, Kiruko, Manga, manga analysis, Maru, Minecraft, NATA, New Heaven resident, NH receptionist, Server, Shimazaki Nobuo, spoilers, Tengoku, Tengoku Daimakyou, WEEKLY

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing heavier than the spoilers are the creepers waiting to blow you up!

In this chapter, Nata and Izukunoeshima team up to take on a fungi with electrical powers – it’s like Pikachu meets The Last of Us! Meanwhile, Kiruko and Maru discover a mysterious book about Izukunoeshima island, which probably has more secrets than Herobrine’s diary.

But that’s not all! Kenuma Gosaku sets up a meeting with a guy named Tooru, who can’t even write properly because of a hand injury. Maybe he should switch to a diamond sword instead of a pen. And don’t forget about Shimazaki Nobuo, a New Heaven resident who’s about to get a surprise visit from a guy named Baba – it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So join our server before the calamity’s anniversary hits – who knows what kind of chaos will unfold next! Just remember, keep the discussion to only 3 chapters ahead, or the Ender Dragon might get mad.

”’>Looking for Love Minecraft SMP”’

8 inch cock, always come 2nd or 3rd, be physically fit, gtLooking, have pets, looking for love, love, Minecraft, my kid is my world, no baggage, No Kids, not a wage slave, own your own business, single, smp, Women, you must make seven figures

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	5212	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	79
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where finding love is as easy as mining for diamonds! But wait, there’s a catch – you must make seven figures in game currency, be physically fit with an 8 inch pickaxe, and own your own virtual business. No wage slaves allowed here!

And if that wasn’t enough, my virtual kid is my world and you’ll always come 2nd or 3rd if we have virtual pets. Sorry, not sorry. Oh, and did I mention you must be single with no virtual kids? I don’t want your virtual shitty baggage.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players!

AmpyCraft

#meet new people, AmpyCraft, Experience, Friends, Gaming, Have Fun, Minecraft, new players, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

At ampycraft we are always pleased to have new players who want to have a gaming experience and meet new people and have fun with your friends.

mc.ampycraft.online:25887

No. 927465777 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 927465777, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, mine to your heart’s content and then snack on some sweet treats while you build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who moonwalk instead of shuffling. It’s like Thriller meets Minecraft, and it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers. They spit with deadly accuracy and have a mean roundhouse kick, so you can build in peace knowing you’re safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

French is the Major Cause Minecraft SMP

assimilation, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Europe, French, Globalization, Globohomo, Identity, immigration, LGBTQ, Major, major cause, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, smp, Social Issues, society, starting to think, Stereotypes, traditional values, Western civilization

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of being oppressed by the French language and their globohomo agenda? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in made-up languages like Pig Latin and Simlish! Say goodbye to French influence and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made out of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to speak to chickens and they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe to you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and overthrow the French globohomo empire, one block at a time!

AsteraLegends

AsteraLegends, BRUTAL LEGENDS, Economy, Features, Legends weapons, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Join a server similar to Brutal Legends X Economy and has lots of exciting new features with free Legends weapons

snov.quenssshost.my.id:19132

Society Shift Minecraft Server

Behavior, CHANGE, Chinese, Community, consequences, crime, Cultural, Ethics, Explanation, fear, Impact, killing, Minecraft, morality, people, perspective, Psychology, Random, Safety, Server, Shift, societal norms, society, violence

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5977
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – random PvP! That’s right, you can go around killing random people and see how it changes society in our virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ruler of the server by taking out your competition! Plus, we have a team of Chinese players who can explain the cultural significance of it all. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

Rowdy 3D Live Minecraft SMP Promise

3D LIVE, audience interaction, concert experience, digital concert, Entertainment, immersive experience, Live, Live Stream, make sense, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), online performance, online show, performance art, Promise, Row, ROWDY, Second Promise, smp, streaming, Technology, virtual event, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchantments Applied:	201	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Are you tired of boring old flat Minecraft worlds? Well, join our SMP where we promise you a 3D live experience like no other! Our players are so skilled, they can literally reach out of your screen and hand you diamonds.

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the creepers. They may explode, but boy do they know how to bust a move! Plus, our server is so advanced, we have a teleportation system that can transport you to different dimensions in the blink of an eye.

Join us for non-stop action, hilarious antics, and the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the Second Promise 3D Live experience – it’s a game-changer!