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Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

academic pressure, academic stress, Calculator, college struggles, coping mechanisms, Crafty, CS degree, day drinking, end up day drinking, feeling overwhelmed, math frustration, math problems, mental health, Minecraft, procrastination, questioning choices, regretting CS degree, seeking help, self-doubt, Server, stress relief, struggling with math, Time management, try to do math

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Emeralds Found:	5021	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

age, Age gap parents, age gap relationships, family dynamics, family dynamics revealed, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, family secrets confessed, family secrets exposed, family secrets revealed, family secrets uncovered, gap, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, parental age difference, parents, smp, teenage parents, teenage pregnancy, unconventional family dynamics, unconventional family structure, unconventional parenting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	171	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Potions Brewed:	81
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

book blog, book community, book discussion, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, book sequel, book series, bookish, bookish discussions, bookish tags, BookSequelCraft, bookworm, Character development, Continues, fan theories, Fiction, Literature, novel, plot continuation, Quest, reading, storytelling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Farms Harvested:	119
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

alzheimer’s, anti-aging, BOOSTING, boosting agent, brain disorders, brain health, cellular health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, energy production, Fun, Longevity, Memory Loss, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, nad, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, nicotinamide mononucleotide, Oxidative Stress, stress response

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4

LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, diffusion, Extras, futa, general, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

BabyBumpReveal, birthday dinner, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, Disappointment, emotions, Empathy, event planning, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pregnancy announcement, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling, sister-in-law, Upset

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Runes Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!