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WeirdFlexCraft

atypical skill, bizarre claim, eccentric trait, idiosyncratic talent, odd boast, odd skill, offbeat talent, outlandish boast, peculiar accomplishment, peculiar quirk, peculiar strength, quirky skill, strange ability, strange brag, unconventional strength, unconventional talent, unique talent, unusual achievement, weird flex, weird talent, WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

CraftyGonzalez, Democracy, democracy in Venezuela, democratic process, election results, electoral victory, foreign policy, González, Government, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, opposition candidate, political recognition, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, winner

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crops Grown:	3759	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

Arrests, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, repression, social justice, Venezuela, Warning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Potions Brewed:	120

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

animal trafficking, conservation efforts, Endangered species, illegal-trade, intellectual property, legal implications, new uses, patent analysis, patent infringement, patent law, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife exploitation, wildlife legislation, wildlife protection, Wildlife research, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking trends, WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!

StreamTeam Minecraft Server

Bonding, catch up, Connection, Entertainment, Friends, Gaming, Hangout, last time, Long Time, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pandemic, Quarantine, reunion, Server, socializing, streaming, StreamTeam, Technology, together, video games, virtual

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	5172
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops! Our players are so wild and crazy that the last time they all streamed together, they accidentally summoned a herd of dancing llamas that took over the entire server! Join us if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

WeirdoCraft SMP – >You’re weird

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, Curious, different, eccentric, gtYoure, idiosyncratic, individualistic, Kooky, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Singular, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2747	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers did the Macarena. If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Disco Sheep. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	51

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!

WishCraftMC

achieving dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, desire, dream big, dreams, goal-setting, goals, hopes, law of attraction, longing, make a wish, MANIFESTING, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Visualization, wish fulfillment, wish list, WishCraftMC, wishes come true

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	280512	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest wishes! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies? We got you covered.

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Fight off hordes of evil chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and challenge other players to ridiculous mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing”.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will guide you on your journey and maybe even teach you a thing or two about life, love, and the importance of a good pair of enchanted boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!

advocacy, Animal Activism, animal advocates, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, controversial law, DoggoCraft, Government, law enforcement, legislation, mass killing, Petition, protest, public outcry, puppies, stray animals, stray dogs, turkey

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	3371	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!