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CraftyCringeLand

awkward situations, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing fails, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing mistakes, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing regrets, embarrassing revelations, embarrassing situations., embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, social faux pas

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	189	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crops Grown:	7152	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

airstrikes, Beirut, boom, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, strike, targeted strike, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3214
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8929

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7850	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	New Chunks Explored:	796998
Magic Items Found:	7703	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

beaconsmp.com:25610

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	371	Buildings Constructed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

avn.gg

AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

+18, AlexandriaSMP, bedrock, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, creeper, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, hugs, immersive foliage, INGAME, java, Join, Land Claims, landscape, Mandatory, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, pvp tournaments, Server, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust System, VOICE, voice chat, Voting, world generation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	9156	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

NightlyClean Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ores Mined:	9838	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!