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VILE SONS OF MAGNUS! IS HE HERE?! Minecraft SMP

Astartes, Long War, warhammer 40k, space marines, emperor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and VILE SONS OF MAGNUS! Yes, you heard that right, Magnus himself may make an appearance on our server (or at least his sons). Join us if you dare to face off against these legendary foes and prove your worth in epic battles. But beware, Magnus is known for his sneaky tactics and may try to steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So grab your sword, gather your friends, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!

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GrassBlockGang Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, sharing responsibilities, boundary setting, Family Support, Grief

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value teamwork and cooperation just like this family’s yard work drama! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about mowing lawns.

Reasons to join: 1. Help us build a virtual lawnmower to tackle those pixelated grassy fields. 2. Take on the role of the edging/trimming expert and show off your landscaping skills. 3. Avoid family drama by escaping into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Come join us and let’s mow down some fun together! Just remember, in our world, the grass is always greener on the other side…until you cut it.

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SisterlyDramaRuinsMinecraft

Conflict, couples therapy, Communication, Boundaries, SisterlyDramaRuinsMinecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my wife’s sister’s love life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated court battle over paternity tests. Who’s the real father of those pixelated kids? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband, a wife, a sister-in-law, and a whole lot of unresolved issues. Will they work it out or will the server explode with drama? Join now to find out!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got couples therapy sessions, passive-aggressive behavior, and a whole lot of family dysfunction. Who needs a soap opera when you can have all this on our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join the chaos! It’s like Jerry Springer meets Minecraft, and you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

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AlienBeliever420 – Minecraft SMP

cosmic beings, interstellar communication, space exploration, area 51, SETI

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! We have a secret underground base where we communicate with aliens on a daily basis. Join us and you might just get abducted and taken on a wild adventure through the cosmos. Who needs diamonds when you can have intergalactic friends, am I right? So come join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the sky is not the limit…it’s just the beginning!

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BlockyParentalWisdom

life lessons, parental counsel, parental love, parental teachings, parental mentorship

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the best advice your parents ever gave you is to mine diamonds and build epic castles! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers, all waiting to be tamed by your expert Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come join us and let your parents’ advice lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server

cybersecurity, intelligence agencies, Meta, digital warfare, election security

lol imagine if russia tried to interfere in our server elections, but our AI is too smart for them. join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting foreign governments in a virtual world. plus, our server has the best virtual vodka you’ll ever taste, guaranteed to make your character stumble around like a drunk zombie. come join the chaos and see if you can outwit the bots and trolls trying to mess with our virtual democracy.

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SudzhaCraft: Zelenskiy’s Victory

occupation, Troops, Diplomacy, Conflict, territorial dispute

so u know how ukraine and russia been beefin’ right? well guess what, our minecraft server is like sudzha but without all the drama yo. ukraine’s troops ain’t got nuthin’ on our players, they in full control of this crazy town. come join us and be part of the epic battle for sudzha, where the only thing at stake is bragging rights and maybe some virtual diamonds. trust me, it’s gonna be lit fam. so what u waitin’ for? join now and show them russians who’s boss in our minecraft world.

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BrainyQuarterCraft

unresponsive, Consciousness, Coma, brain damage, brain activity monitoring

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bruh. Like, imagine a world where one-quarter of unresponsive people with brain injuries are conscious, like, what even is that?! It’s like a whole new level of crazy, man.

Join this server and you’ll be transported to a land where the laws of physics don’t even matter, bro. You can build the most epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride unicorns into battle. Yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS.

But wait, there’s more. Our server has the rarest items you can find, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor made from the tears of dragons. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never want to log off.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, one-quarter of unresponsive people with brain injuries are conscious. Mind blown, right?!

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WolfGangMC

Quests, Crates, Friends, Minecraft 1.21, Keys

The best minecraft server with claims, skyblock, factions, bedwars, eggs, crates, keys, jobs, quests, and many people in minecraft 1.21 , Enjoy with your friends

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Get tipsy with SangriaCraft – where the only thing we’re serious about is having fun! Join now for some drunk crafting adventures!

Crafting, Events, Mini Games, Mario Party, SangriaCraft

SangriaCraft Minecraft Server

Overview
Positive and enjoyable gaming environment
No hackers or griefers
Community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the mission of SangriaCraft?	Our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft.
How do you prioritize transparency and community input?	Our financials are openly shared, and changes are polled with 80% approval required for implementation.
What events does SangriaCraft host?	We host Starside Trivia Night and Mario Party Minigames events.
How can I join SangriaCraft?	Fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server. See the #Applications channel for more information.