Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

WashAndDryNoByeBye

borrowed money, brother-in-law, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, Decision making, Facebook Marketplace, family, financial struggle, Generosity, loan, new appliances, old appliances, owed money, Repayment, repayment plan, RESPONSIBILITY, SELLING, sister-in-law, Value, WashAndDryNoByeBye

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Star Shards Collected:	181
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.

Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?

So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

AwkwardCreeper, awkwardness, being late, being too clingy, Body language, Communication, conversation topics, Cultural differences, DATING, dressing appropriately, first date, lack of confidence, lack of manners, Minecraft, nervousness, not being prepared, not being yourself, not listening, over sharing, relationships, smp, social etiquette, trying too hard

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Votes:	6897	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Towns Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and hilarious mishaps that will keep you on your toes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire while trying to cook a chicken, or getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

Forget about boring first dates, on our server the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding in the bushes!

PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!

Alternative Medicine, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, evidence based, logical fallacies, misconceptions, Myths, Paranormal, PseudoCraft, pseudoscience, pseudoscience debunked, pseudoscience vs science, pseudoscientific beliefs, Science, Scientific literacy, Scientific method, scientific research, skepticism, skepticism in society, Supernatural, theory, Urban Legends

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with some truly wacky and wild experiences!

Join us and experience the wonders of quantum crafting, where you can literally create items out of thin air using the power of your mind (and a little bit of redstone). Forget about mining for hours on end, just think about what you want and watch it materialize before your eyes!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature called time-travel mining. Ever wanted to go back in time and mine for diamonds in the prehistoric era? Well now you can, thanks to our patented time-travel technology! Just watch out for those pesky dinosaurs…

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these dolphins have built an underwater empire complete with coral castles and seaweed farms, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their aquatic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those time-traveling dinosaurs…

StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

Active, base, bedrock, Community, console players, crystal pvp, End.., Envoys, hidden, java, Join, Loot, Nether, Players, PvP, Server, ServerMenu, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, stupider, stupidity, Survival, TEAM, Timer, Today, Trailer, Trust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction.
Active PvP Scene	Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation.
Envoys	Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts.

FAQs

1. Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?

Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.

2. Is there protection against griefing?

No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.

3. How can I join the server as a console player?

Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.

4. Are there areas for PvP?

We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.

5. How can I provide feedback to the server?

You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.

Royal Prince Minecraft Server

Allure, charismatic, charming, Confidence, courtship, Deception, fairy tale, FANTASY, flirtation, imagination, KISSES, Lies, Minecraft, Prince, role-play, romance, royal, Royalty, seduction, self-assured, Server, storytelling, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

#venting, anger, anger management, animosity, annoyance, CURSE, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, drone, E-Drone, expletive, Frustration, fuck you, hatred, hostility, insult, Minecraft, negative emotions, offensive, online harassment, Rude, Sassy, smp, toxic behavior

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

NoPadInBedCraft

bedroom etiquette, bedtime, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, light sleeper, NoPadInBedCraft, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, Schedule, self-care, Sleep, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP

brief moment of fame, Fame2Blame, flash in the pan, fleeting fame, here today gone tomorrow, internet craze, internet phenomenon, Internet Sensation, Meme culture, Minecraft, one hit wonder, overnight success, pop culture, short-lived fame, smp, social media fame, sudden fame, temporary fame, viral sensation, viral trend, viral video

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.

But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, building resilience, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, finding purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Overcoming despair, positive mindset, resilience, seeking help, seeking therapy, self compassion, self help, self-care, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6171	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

RubbleRaiders

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5

lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

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