UselessSkillzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’ve perfected the art of juggling chickens while riding a pig, because you never know when that skill might come in handy during a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re a master at building pixel art of Nicolas Cage using only dirt blocks – we guarantee you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So if you want to learn how to build a working roller coaster powered by fish, this is the place to be.

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your most useless skills – you never know when they might just save the day!

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DumbCraftIQ

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

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CraftyCommiesMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest battles ever. like, imagine if ukraine and russia were in minecraft and they had a morning attack that cost like, a bajillion dollars. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this server. join now and be part of the madness. plus, we have like, unicorns and dragons and stuff. u won’t find that on any other server, i swear. so like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

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Diamonds & Waves Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where mantle waves lift continents up and sprinkle them with diamonds like confetti at a party. you’ll be mining for days and still not run out of bling bling. the land is literally alive and wants to make you rich, so why not take advantage of this geological generosity? join now and become the richest miner in all the land!

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Hermitcraft-inspired server with more structures and proximity voice chat, but java 1.21 and 17+ only! LGBTQ+ friendly!

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About Us

A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more! Our server is inspired by the Hermitcraft server and focuses on fostering a tight-knit community.

Features

Special Districts	Shopping, minigames
Monthly Building Challenges	Compete and showcase your building skills
Events	Special events and an MCC-inspired championship

Plugins

Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server with quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks such as CoreProtect, EssentialsX, Dynmap, and more.

Rules

Be kind and respectful
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or exploiting
Must own Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old
No big mob and redstone farms

Applications

If you are interested in joining our community, please submit a thoughtful application here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be over 17 years old.
Are there specific building challenges?	Yes, we have monthly building challenges for players to participate in.
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is semi-vanilla and does not allow mod usage.
How can I report a rule violation?	You can report any violations to the server admins or through our Discord server.

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