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Hit Me Up in Minecraft

anger, bottling up, control, coping, counseling, emotional regulation, emotions, emotions management, Hit, Hitting, impulse control, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Outburst, Release, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, Therapy, urges

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.

But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!

KanaCraft: Renai LOLculation Server

10 years, 450000 times, addiction, Anime, Daily, Dedication, Fan, internet, japanese, Kana Hanazawa, KanaCraft, LOLculation, meme, Music, Obsession, Otaku, record-breaking, Renai, Renai Circulation, Repetition, Server, viral, voice actor

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the most dedicated fans of Kana Hanazawa’s “Renai Circulation” are welcome! 🎶

Picture this: a man who listened to this iconic song 450,000 times in just 10 years has graced our server with his presence. That’s right, he’s practically a LEGEND in the making!

Join us for a chance to meet this music aficionado and maybe even challenge him to a dance-off in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation on YouTube with your epic Minecraft moves!

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the music of Kana Hanazawa guide you to victory! 🕺💃

Blocky Banter

1. Newer Socials, banter, blocky, Digital Marketing, networking 2. online community, online networking, social engagement, social media, social media advertising, social media branding 9. social media content, social media engagement, social media followers, social media growth 8. social media analytics, social media marketing, social media networking 6. social media management, social media platform 4. social interaction, social media presence 10. social media audience, social media strategy 7. social media influencer, social media tools, social media trends., social networking 3. social platform, social networking app 5. virtual community, social networking site

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Alien Abductions:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	845	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, PIGS that can fly, and CHICKENS that lay golden eggs.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Legend has it that if you defeat him in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with DIAMOND armor and weapons that shoot EXPLODING sheep. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most EPIC Minecraft community in the world!

IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!

DATING, discrimination, EXCUSE, Excuses, IncelCraft, Insecurity, Loneliness, Masculinity, mental health, poobro, Poobros, Race, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, social norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Therapy, toxic masculinity, white girlfriend, white incel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love or Hate

blocky, charismatic, cool guy, cute, death metal, Entertaining, funny, Gaming, hate, hate it, hololive, love, love it, mori calliope, Music, Rap, regular basis, STREAMS, TALENTED, trending, Unique, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Join our Minecraft server and play with the one and only Mori Calliope! She’s not just a pretty cool guy, she’s also a master builder who can create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a stack of dirt.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, creepers that explode into rainbows, and diamonds that rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by Notch himself. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

GTX1070 StruggleCraft: Where even your graphics card can’t handle the fun!

1080p, CARD, crisis situation, Frustration, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming disappointment, gaming expectations, gaming experience, gaming graphics, gaming performance, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, graphics, Graphics Card, gtx1070, handle, hardware struggles, medium settings, Old Game, performance issues, StruggleCraft, unexpected

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of your GTX1070 struggling to keep up with 1080p medium settings on a 9-year-old game? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Our server is so intense that your GTX1070 will thank you for the break from the crisis situation it’s been in.

With modern HTML formatting and lolzy descriptions, our server will have you laughing and playing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Battle Royale: Civilizations Clash

battle, blocky, bugeaters, Civilization, Civilizations, clash, clash of civilizations, collapse, cultural conflict, Defeat, DOMINATE, final clash, future of humanity, gayrope, geopolitical competition, global domination, Globohomo, new world order, power struggle, Royale.., societal evolution, super civilization, trannie, Victory, world history

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Votes:	3188	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can dominate the future of humanity and establish a new super civilization! Forget about gayrope falling apart and globohomo trannie bugeaters, this is where the real action is at.

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and the chance to build your own empire. Who needs real life when you can rule over a virtual world with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly legendary. Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

aventurine, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, destiny, drip marketing, gacha, Honkai, Honkai Impact, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust, jingliu, Light Cone Banners, lolz, Luka, Lynx, mobile game, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Serval, star, star rail, Thread Template, Trailer

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for drama, and battle creepers with the ferocity of a warrior on a sugar rush!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who once stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes for the dankest of jokes. Legend has it, if you find this village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, there’s a dungeon guarded by a dragon who hoards emeralds like a magpie on steroids. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery beast and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off… with your pickaxe as your partner!

Crafty Crusaders: For Whosoever Shall Call Upon the Name of Steve

begotten Son, BELIEF, Call, call upon the name, christian music, Christianity, Crafty, crusaders, eternal life, everlasting life, FAITH, forgiveness, gospel, grace, Jesus Christ, love, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, Redemption, religious songs, salvation, SAVED, steve, whosoever, Worship, youtube video

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where calling upon the name of the Lord will save you from creepers and zombies! 🙏🏼

Our server is so LOLZY that God himself gave his only begotten Son just so you can have everlasting life in this pixelated world. And guess what? He plays on our server too! 😱

Join us for EPIC battles against evil mobs, build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures, and maybe even have a chat with God himself while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so heavenly? 🌟

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join us on this HEAVENLY adventure! 🚀🕊️

AnimeMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii in the Wild West

(subculture), 90s, animation, Anime, AnimeMangaCraft, Canada, childhood memories, comics, Community, creeper, Fan, Fandom, influence, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, meets, Nostalgia, Otaku, pop culture, Retro, trends, Usa, West, Wild

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	3610
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a place where anime and manga rule supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where every block is a pixelated masterpiece and every character is a cosplay waiting to happen. Our server is filled with anime and manga references, from giant mechas roaming the landscape to magical girls casting spells left and right.

But that’s not all! Our server also has hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned otaku. Can you find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered throughout the world? Will you be able to defeat the final boss and save the kingdom?

Come join us and experience what it was like to be an anime & manga fan in the west during the 90s, but with a modern twist! Don’t miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our server. See you there!