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Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

Adventure, AUTHORITY, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, Feudal System, Governance, Hidden Leaf Village, Hierarchy, ideal, leadership, leadership styles, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Narutos, ninja clans, ninja world, Ninjas, Politics, power dynamics, Server, Shinobi, tobirama, Village

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

BLOCK, creeper, fag, FagCraft, lmao, lol, lolololololol

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	4194

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

#youtube, Bijou, BUILD, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, GemCraft, general, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, LAUGH, Links, lol, merch, Music, Newpebble guide, Next stream, Previous Stream, Report, rock on, shorts, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9520
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

ConsoleCraft, consoles, Directory, Game, LITERALLY, lol, long trail, Open, playable, Side, tags, Unplayable

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

blocky, consequences, court system, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal penalties, endermen, fines, judicial system, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal proceedings, legal punishment, legal repercussions, Legal System, Life, Pay, penalties, punishment, punishment guidelines, sentences, sentencing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

70s, 80s, 90s, Childhood, city life, culture, Graffiti, Hip Hop, History, madness, Meet, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NYC, parents, past, Reminiscing, Retro, RetroCraft, Stories, Urban, urban decay, VIBES, vintage

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	184	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	New Chunks Explored:	727844
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze

#youtube, banned, Chud, CHUD COMMONWEALTH, compatibility, Conflicts, CRAZE, fallout 4, fallout community, Fallout gameplay, fallout mods, gameplay, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod, moddb, modding, modlist, Nexus, questionable changes, review, Video

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Farms Harvested:	896	Void Armor Forged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the mods got banned from Nexus and ModDB! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?

And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!

Clown Court Minecraft Madness

Clown, contempt of court, Court, courtroom, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, Disobedience, Disrespect, Hold, judge, Justice, law, legal proceedings, Legal System, madness, Merchan, Minecraft, next time, punishment, Ruling, Tiresome, trial

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!

LightVsL_MinecraftMadness

Anime, battle, Cat and mouse, Character development, complex, death note, Defeat, detective, dislike, fan opinion, intelligence, Justice, l.., Light, LightVsL_MinecraftMadness, mind games, near.., overcomplicate, Rivalry, storytelling, strategy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Join our server where we make things as complicated as a Death Note plot twist! We promise you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through mind-bending challenges and puzzles that even L would struggle to solve. Say goodbye to Near and hello to a world of insanity and fun! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart even the most cunning of players. Let the games begin!