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CraftyFrenchieWins2021

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Towns Built:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

so, liek, u know how sumtimes u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get rekt by sum noob with a diamond sword? well, NOT on this server, bro. we got ur back. we got ur front. we got ur sides. we even got ur top and bottom. we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. u will find diamonds in every block u mine. creepers will run away from u in fear. u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the pixelated skies.

and get this, bro. if u join our server, u will automatically win every election u run in. yep, u heard me right. u will become the president of minecraft land. u will have all the power, all the diamonds, all the llamas u could ever want.

so stop wastin’ ur time on those other lame servers. join us and become the ultimate minecraft champion. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #llamalove

InkCrafted – No Ink, No Link!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.

we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ores Mined:	5761	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors. Why? Because why not! Who wouldn’t want to run around as a half-shark, half-scissor-wielding maniac?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our lore teaser and discover where the miracle began. Spoiler alert: it involves unicorns, rainbows, and a talking potato named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our special program, “Welcome to New Eridu,” where you’ll embark on a quest to find the mystical ZENLESS and save the world from a horde of evil chickens. Yes, you read that right – evil chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use redeemable codes like ZZZFREE100 to claim your free pet dragon or ZENLESSLAUNCH to unlock a secret disco party in the enchanted forest. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft server: “MichaelsSquared”

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to Double Michaels, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Double Michaels was founded by two brothers named Michael who were actually secret agents in disguise. They built this server to train new recruits in the art of Minecraft warfare. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level on our server, you’ll be recruited to join their elite spy agency and go on top-secret missions around the world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, collecting riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Defeat the chicken and claim the loot for yourself – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join Double Michaels today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DoggyDilemma Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	2824	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Just like how this player’s sister tried to steal their German Shepherd puppy, you can embark on epic quests to protect your virtual pets from dastardly thieves! Join us and experience the thrill of defending your pixelated companions from betrayal and treachery!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also build magnificent castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fearsome creatures like the Ender Dragon (or in this case, the Puppy Snatcher)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a little family drama (hopefully not involving stolen puppies)!

Join now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a hero, a protector, and a true dog lover (virtual or otherwise)! Let’s make memories together, one block at a time!

SupportCraft: No Child Left Behind

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ores Mined:	1002	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-husband’s excuses for not paying child support? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex’s shady dealings.

Build your own virtual world while navigating through family drama and legal issues, just like I did with my ex and his back child support. Will you choose to drop the CS case like I did, or will you stand your ground like Bea and refuse to have anything to do with it?

With hidden warrants, under-the-table work, and secret family connections, this server is more twisted than my ex’s lies. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of this Minecraft world!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Emeralds Found:	4173

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft thinking it was a tree? Well, on our server, we encourage all kinds of hilarious mishaps! Join us for a chance to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even tame a creeper as your pet (just make sure to keep it away from your other pets)! Trust us, the laughs never stop on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyPickUpLines

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Hey gamers of Reddit, have you ever received a first message on a Minecraft server that made you question humanity itself? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilariously bad pick-up lines and cringeworthy attempts at flirting that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Join us for a wild ride of awkward conversations and questionable compliments that will make you grateful for the mute button. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for cringe instead? Join now for a dating app experience like no other!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Zombie Dances:	3	Potions Brewed:	163
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and mope over french election results! we do not harbor any special hopes for improving ties with france, but we do have hopes for you to join our epic adventures! build your own kremlin and rule over your own virtual country! who needs france when you have a minecraft server to conquer! join now and let the moping begin!

CreeperCeaseFireFun

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

join dis server if u wanna escape da chaos of da real world, like when Viktor Orban tried to stop da missiles but dey kept slammin Ukraine like a game of whack-a-mole. on dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and hide from da craziness while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, u can team up with other players to form alliances and take down any griefers tryna mess with ur peaceful blocky paradise. so come join da fun and leave da real world drama behind!