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99%Craft: Future Edition

99Craft, anticipated changes, certain future events, confident predictions, Edition, expected happenings, foreseeable future, foreseeable outcomes, Future, future predictions, guaranteed occurrences, high probability events, imminent developments, inevitable events, likely scenarios, long-term forecasts, near-future projections, Probability, probable outcomes, statistical certainty, surefire predictions, upcoming certainties, upcoming trends

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Farms Harvested:	234
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

aerial attack, boom, Conflict, creeper, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, military depot, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, northwest of Moscow, russia, Russian town, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

adolescents, adverse events, Australia, Cannabis, cannabis products, children, Crafty, health, Kids, Marijuana, MAYHEM, medical cannabis, medical purposes, meds, meta analysis, new zealand, randomized clinical trials, research, Risk, side effects, study, systematic review, uk, US

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7515
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Emeralds Found:	9042
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4118
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!