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CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

RoboFemcelCraft: Where Black Femcel Posters Come to Life

activism, Black, black femcel, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, gender, imagination, internet, Life, marginalized groups, Online Community, online culture, Perception, POSTERS, prejudice, Race, representation, RoboFemcelCraft, Robots, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where robots roam free and black femcel posters reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and mayhem!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see, from giant robot unicorns to flying tacos! Explore our world and discover hidden dungeons filled with treasure and secrets!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, challenge other players to dance-offs in the disco arena, and even summon your own pet dragon to do your bidding!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a black femcel poster riding a rainbow llama while singing 80s pop songs!

Kamierabi’s Lost World: Where Creepers Cry and Endermen Sigh

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of Kamierabihell and the intense flames of Fire Force! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and became the DANCE KING of the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with TALKING animals who throw the most epic parties. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Creepers Anonymous: ‘What was his problem?’

ANONYMOUS, bewilderment, confusion, conundrum, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Dilemma, doubt, Enigma, Frustration, inquiry, Issue, Mystery, perplexity, Problem, puzzlement, quandary, Questioning, Riddle, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	6935	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking parrot! Yes, you heard that right. This parrot had the ability to grant wishes, but only if you could beat it in a dance-off. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on our server that day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride around on RAINBOW llamas and trade in MAGICAL potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyDragQueen’s LOL Mine

Comment, CraftyDragQueens, crossdressing, gay sex, Girls, hobby, Kawaii, lewd, lol, Media, penis, perv, Show, Straight.., Virgin, Western, YouTuber

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be a crossdressing Youtuber without any judgment! Join us and openly tell everyone you’re straight and have already lost your virginity – because who says crossdressing is just for fun?

Our server’s chat is 90% girls coming to say how kawaii you are, with almost zero perv trannys making lewd comments. It’s a safe space for all your crossdressing adventures!

So why not join us and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any creepy comments asking to see your penis or imagining gay sex. Let’s keep it classy and fabulous on our server – because why not? 😉🌈👗

Join now and let your crossdressing dreams come true!

Crafty Memes & Blocks – LOL Edition

#AmanogawaShiina, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #KomachiPanko, #LiaAshelia, #MuuMuyu, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialArchives, #UtataneNasa, #YoutubeChannels, blocks, Crafty, Edition, lol, memes, OfficialWebsite, PCG, PhaseConnect, previousthread, twitter

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	9112	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Emeralds Found:	2461	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build pixelated masterpieces with a community crazier than a herd of Endermen on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it Phase Connect. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Ghasts).

With official character references that will make your head spin faster than a Blaze in a tornado, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. Plus, with unofficial archives that are more mysterious than a hidden Stronghold, you’ll uncover secrets that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community crazier than a pack of Wolves in a Villager convention. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is the diamond in the rough of Minecraft servers.

Zombie Alarm Clock: ‘>elantach wake up’

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	84	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the sun rises with a BOOM and the cows dance the Macarena! 🐄💃

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly (literally) and creepers throw birthday parties for Steve. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll get to ride on RAINBOW llamas, build castles out of CHOCOLATE blocks, and battle evil mobs with enchanted TACOS (yes, tacos are weapons now).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off. 😂💎🤣

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition

ARLECCHINO, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Edition, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, guides, hag sex with yelan, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

🤣 Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hag Sex With Yelan Edition shenanigans! 🤪

🔥 Previous adventures: Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and dive into the madness of our server! 🤯

🃏 Character Teaser: Watch as Arlecchino sleeps in peace… or does he?! It’s a mystery you’ll have to uncover in our server! 😴

🔥 Version 4.6 Trailer: “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” – sounds intense, right? Get ready for epic battles and crazy adventures! 🔥

🎉 Events galore: From the Phantom of the Night to Discover Traces, Explore Nature, our server is always buzzing with excitement! 🌟

🎁 Current character banner: Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara – who will you choose to embark on your hilarious Minecraft journey with? 🤪

⚔️ Current weapon banner: Tome of the Eternal Flow, Freedom-Sworn – equip yourself with the most outrageous weapons to conquer the craziest challenges! 💪

🎉 Daily check-in rewards: Get rewarded just for showing up! It’s like freebies for being part of the madness! 🎁

🎮 Redeemable Codes: Who needs reality when you have crazy codes to unlock even more insanity in our server?! 🤑

📚 Useful Links: Need help navigating the chaos? Check out our Wiki, BannerSim, Maps, and Guides to survive the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🗺️

🤣 Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Let’s get building and laughing together! 🎮🤪