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PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	113
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9533	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	New Chunks Explored:	246802
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Crops Grown:	2309	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4765	New Chunks Explored:	649136
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.