prehistorical – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

RoseCraft SMP: Code Geass – Recapture the Blocks
Anime, BETRAYAL, blocks, Britannia Empire, C.C, Code, code geass, geass, Happiness, Justice, Knightmare Frames, lelouch vi britannia, loyalty, Mecha, power, Rebellion, Recapture, resurrection, return of the king, Revenge, rose of the recapture, RoseCraft, smp, Suzaku Kururugi, War, Zero
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Our king has returned from a quest to find the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Block! Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
Join our server and embark on wild adventures with our king as he leads us on quests to find more rare blocks, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where you can dance the night away with other players.
So, how happy are you to see the return of our king? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the craziness begin!

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ZelCraft Minecraft Server
Alliance, Barriers, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, negotiations, Partners, peace talks, Russian positions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, ZelCraft, zelenskyy
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, liek, totally epic and full of crazy adventures? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it!
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a land where everything is made of candy! u can build ur own gingerbread house and ride unicorns through fields of cotton candy! it’s, liek, a dream come true, bro!
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to live in a candy wonderland, but u also get to battle dragons and save princesses from evil witches! u will be a hero, my dude, a true legend in the minecraft world!
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, epic, and totally wild adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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VolcanicCraft
disaster management, Earth science, emergency response, environmental impact, Erupts, evacuation, geology, Kamchatka Peninsula, natural disaster, ring of fire, russia, seismic activity, volcanic activity, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption updates, volcanic hazards, volcanic monitoring, VolcanicCraft, volcano
so, like, this server is like, totally lit because we have a volcano that erupts in russia, but like, in minecraft. it’s like, so crazy and cool, you gotta see it to believe it. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a volcano erupts and you gotta run for your life. it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.
also, we have this insane story where a group of creepers formed a band and started playing music in the nether. it’s like, the weirdest thing ever, but also kinda awesome. you can even join their band and play music with them, it’s like, so random and fun.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids live? yeah, it’s like, a whole new world down there with treasure and mermaid parties. you gotta dive deep and explore it, it’s like, mind-blowing.
so, like, if you wanna experience all these crazy adventures and more, you gotta join our server. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever take in minecraft, trust me. come join us and let’s have some epic fun together!

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ZodiacCooperCrafts
Conspiracy Theory, crime, criminal case, criminal conspiracy, criminal history, criminal identity, criminal investigation, criminal mastermind, D.B Cooper, FBI investigation, investigation, Mystery, serial killer, SUSPECT, suspect connection, suspect theory, true crime, true crime theory, unsolved mysteries, zodiac killer, ZodiacCooperCrafts
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, because this server is gonna blow your mind!
First off, did you know that there’s a none zero chance that D.B Cooper and the Zodiac Killer were the same person? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? They both play on our server! So if you wanna team up with some of the most notorious criminals in history, then you gotta join us!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of blowing up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me right! This chicken will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you. Plus, it’s a great source of fried chicken if you ever get hungry while mining.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Exalted Kingdom: Where factions fight over the last piece of cake!

2014, 2016, armor, balance, Cake, Discord, exalted, expensive, Factions, Fight, Kingdom, Medieval, Minecraft, notch Apples, Piece, play testers, Promoters, PvP, Raiding, Referral, Server, Shop, Spawners, Tnt, Version

Exalted Kingdom Factions (Very Hard Factions)

Overview
A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version is gonna be 1.8.9, AND 0 PAY TO WIN, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY MONEY TO BE THE BEST PLAYER, YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. Spawners in shop at an expensive price. The gameplay will include Wither raiding, tnt for low budget raiding, Protection 4 armor for PVP, and notch Apples. We`re planning to launch it as soon as possible, 1 month at best.

Overview

A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version is gonna be 1.8.9, AND 0 PAY TO WIN, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY MONEY TO BE THE BEST PLAYER, YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. Spawners in shop at an expensive price. The gameplay will include Wither raiding, tnt for low budget raiding, Protection 4 armor for PVP, and notch Apples. We`re planning to launch it as soon as possible, 1 month at best.

FAQ

Q: What is the server version?

A: The server version is 1.8.9.

Q: Can players pay to win?

A: No, there is 0 pay to win on this server. Players will have to work for their progress.

Q: What can players buy in the shop?

A: Players can buy spawners at an expensive price, as well as other items for raiding and PVP.

Q: Is there a referral program for promoters?

A: Yes, promoters can earn a percentage for referring players who make purchases in the shop. More information can be found on the Discord server.

Q: How can players provide feedback or help as play testers?

A: Players can reach out on the Discord server to provide feedback, ideas, or to volunteer as play testers to help balance the shop and gameplay.

EmoCraft Minecraft Server
anxiety, coping mechanisms, Distress, EmoCraft, emotional coping strategies, emotional distress, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional resilience., Emotional support, emotional well being, emotional well-being tips, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, stress
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of derpy llamas, or the joy of stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the title of Chicken Champion?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of emotional distress. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

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NoOneBornGay Minecraft SMP
discrimination, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, HUMAN RIGHTS, IMMORAL, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ stigma, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, No one is born gay, NoOneBornGay, sexual identity, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs
Welcome to our totally not named Minecraft SMP, where we have the craziest reasons for you to join!
Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!
But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!
Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!

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BroBro’s GF Not Invited Minecraft Server
advertising, Apology, Argument, BroBros, brothers girlfriend, CLASSY, designer items, fashion, gate keeping, high fashion, invited, job security, kardashian, Layoffs, Marketing, Minecraft, mom, plus one, rent clothes, sample sale, Server, size 12, social media, work event
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exclusive than a fashion sample sale? Look no further! Our server is so VIP, even Ana wouldn’t be allowed in (and trust us, you don’t want Ana causing drama in your virtual world).
Join us for a world of high fashion and low tolerance for gatekeeping bitches. Our events are so exclusive, even the Kardashians wouldn’t make the guest list. Plus, with layoffs looming in the marketing and advertising industry, you’ll need all the job security you can get – and what better way to secure your virtual future than on our server?
So if you’re tired of arguing with Ana about what’s classy and what’s not, come join us where the only drama is which block to place next. And remember, on our server, we know how to be gracious – just don’t expect an apology if you get kicked out for not following the dress code (yes, we have a dress code – it’s virtual, but still).

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PeePocalypseCraft
Bissell pet stain remover, car smell, change clothes, dog pee, easily angered, EMBARRASSING, fabric sofa, family room, febreze, guest bathroom, heartbroken, high functioning autistic, Home Depot, medical issue, nephew, nice furniture, peed on sofa, PeePocalypseCraft, professional cleaning, psychological issue, shop vacuum, talking to SIL, urine smell, WIBTA
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve peed on a fancy sofa? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the urine wafting through your screen. Join now for the ultimate sensory experience!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!

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FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft SMP
adult content, Cinematic, controversial, Discreet, film, FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft, hidden, Implied, Movie, plot twist, Provocative, sex scenes, smp, Subtle, Suggestive, Surprising, surprising scenes, surprising twist, unexpected, unexpected content, unexpected elements, unexpected moments
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Join our wild and wacky server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions! Fight off rebellious chickens, negotiate with power-hungry pigs, and try not to get caught in the crossfire of the llama mafia wars.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land searching for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be its next target, or will you outsmart this mischievous monster?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club run by a group of zombie DJs who spin the hottest tracks in the Nether. Dance the night away with your undead pals and show off your best zombie shuffle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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