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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8712 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 814422 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 303 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”