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Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

boyfriends, broken up, Communication, Court, custody, custody time, Dads, dance showcases, DATING, Dinners, emasculated, family dinners, family outings, family unit, judge, Kids, mom’s boyfriend, parenting, rejection, relationships, Siblings, two daddies, younger kids

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

MythBustCraft

Awareness, Beliefs, Clarity, critical thinking, culture, Debunking, education, facts, ignorance, knowledge, learning, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, MythBustCraft, Perception, Reality, society, Stereotypes, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	174	Void Gems Collected:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and misconceptions? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and discover the truth behind the myth that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies who explode with love.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!

RussianTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, accessibility, banned website, blocked, digital divide, digital rights, freedom of information, geo-restriction, government control, information control, internet censorship, Internet freedom, media regulation, Minecraft, online censorship, online content, online platform, restricted access, restricted content, russia, RussianTube, Server, video streaming

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.

we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.

plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.

UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia

annexation, border, Conflict, control, Crimea, Dispute, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Map, Military, occupation, Politics, power struggle, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Square Miles, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	8585
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!

we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!

so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!

DiamondDamsels Minecraft Server

Blackmail, consent, control, DiamondDamsels, DOMINANCE, double standards, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, patriarchy, power, relationships, Server, sex, social conditioning, Stereotypes, Submission, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only power a player has over you is their ability to build epic structures and mine rare resources. Forget about being blackmailed with sex, here you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and fighting off creepers to worry about anyone trying to control you with anything other than their impressive redstone contraptions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding TNT traps.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be controlled by is your insatiable desire to mine, build, and conquer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

EduShonenCraft SMP

Educational, educational comics, educational content, educational entertainment, educational genre, educational graphic novels, educational literature, educational manga, educational material, educational media, educational reading, educational series, educational shonen manga, educational storytelling, educational themes, educational value, EduShonenCraft, learning through manga, Manga, shonen manga, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	259
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old school lessons and textbooks? Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate educational experience! We teach you everything from math to science to history, all while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who needs a boring old shonen manga when you can learn and have fun at the same time in our server? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a math genius who can help you with your homework. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brain power while having a blast in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

best friend wedding, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid expenses, CraftyFriendz, Minecraft, Server, wedding attire, wedding budget, Wedding celebration, wedding ceremony, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding expenses breakdown, wedding gifts, wedding guests, wedding party, wedding party duties, wedding party expectations, wedding party expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	240

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your best friend’s weddings in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and never worry about breaking the bank again!

Our server is like a virtual Jersey, where you can hang out with your best Minecraft buddies and have a blast. We have a female friend group of 5, all best friends, just like in real life! And guess what? You can be one of the 4 bridesmaids in our virtual weddings!

But here’s the best part – the only thing you need to buy is your own Minecraft skin! No need to spend €1000+ on dresses, hen dos, stay overs, wedding presents, and post-wedding parties. Save that money for some epic loot in the game!

So come join us and let’s have a Minecraft wedding party like no other. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? Trust us, it’s worth every block!

StateDaughterGate

Adopted, aita, American couple, asking, Background, cultural knowledge, culture, DAUGHTER, Food, Indian, Indian family, Kids, Language, native state, OFFENDED, person, play dates, preschool, Roots, Shamed, songs, StateDaughterGate, States, Sweden, TOWN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural knowledge is key to survival! Join us for a chance to learn about all 29 states of India while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Our server is home to a diverse community, including Indian families living in Sweden and American parents looking to connect with their adopted Indian children. Get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings and heartwarming moments as you navigate through different cultures in the virtual world.

Embark on quests to uncover the roots of your fellow players and make new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a sticky situation like our player who accidentally offended a mom by asking about her daughter’s origins. But fear not, our server is a place of understanding and growth.

So why wait? Join us now and let the cultural exchange begin! Just remember, there’s no shame in not knowing everything – we’re all here to learn and have a good time. See you in the game!

MindBlownFactsMC SMP

amazing, Astonishing, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, INTERESTING, jaw-dropping, knowledge, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-blowing discoveries, Mind-Blowing Information, mind-expanding, MindBlownFactsMC, Science, smp, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Do you know what’s truly mind-blowing? Our Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than a llama on a rollercoaster. We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze made of TNT, and more surprises than a chest full of diamond blocks. So come on, join us and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a fireworks factory!

CraftyLoveAdvice

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brutally honest, Communication, Confidence, CraftyLoveAdvice, dating advice, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Honesty, love, personal growth, red flags, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you single ladies out there!

Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are all top-tier builders, so you know they’ll treat you like the queen of the block. Plus, our chat is always buzzing with flirty banter and hilarious pick-up lines. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got Creeper Love?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary love stories. We’ve had players meet in-game, fall in love, and even tie the knot in a virtual wedding ceremony. Talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

So don’t waste your time crafting a love potion, just hop on our server and let the romance flow. Who knows, you might just find your player two.