But hey, if you wanna escape the headless chicken vibes of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got mythical entities, royal palaces, navy ships – you name it, we got it! Who needs to figure out what “the state” is when you can just chill and build epic stuff in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and let’s escape reality together, bro!
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Mythical Quests 1.21.1
Yo, bro, have you ever wondered what the heck “the state” even is? Like, apparently it owns royal palaces and navy ships and all that jazz. But like, nobody really knows what it is! Some people think it’s congress, some think it’s the constitution, like what even? And get this, some peeps actually think the politicians are the state, like they own everything and run the show. It’s like a big ol’ mystery, man. -
NoWeekendPlansLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of downtime? Look no further! Join our server and take a break from the virtual world by exploring the great outdoors with your pixelated pals.Our server is perfect for couples looking to mix things up and get active together. Whether you’re slightly overweight or a healthy weight, there’s room for everyone to roam and conquer new lands.
Forget the gym, on our server, you’ll be hiking and walking through towns you never knew existed. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need a weekend to just chill and binge-watch Netflix. It’s all about balance, right?
So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be active, take breaks, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?
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Griefer’s Paradise Minecraft Server
LOL U HEAR BOUT DIS? NICOLAS SARKOZY ON TRIAL FOR TAKIN’ A FAT β¬50M BRIBE FROM GADDAFI! ππ€£π€COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE AS SHADY AS SARKOZY, BUT WITHOUT THE LEGAL TROUBLES! BUILD UR OWN SECRET BRIBE ROOMS AND MAKE DEALS WITH VIRTUAL DICTATORS! ππΌπ°
WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BRIBE WARS” AND “CORRUPTION RACES”! U CAN EVEN DESIGN UR OWN JAIL CELLS FOR WHEN U GET CAUGHT! ππ
JOIN NOW AND LET’S SEE IF U CAN OUTSMART THE VIRTUAL AUTHORITIES! ππ΅οΈββοΈπ
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MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF
come join our epic minecraft server where we have italyβs right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! sheβs like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesnβt follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. letβs make minecraft great again! -
Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route
Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!
So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!
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Vodkish server Minecraft
Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher π
VodkaRus12.aternos.me
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Legends of Craft 1.20.1
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
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Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021
Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!