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Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

40 members, Announcements, application, atmosphere, Average, backups, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, eggs, Friendly, hermitcraft, Longevity, Minecraft, Redstone, rules, Scrambled, Seasons, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Animals Bred:	82	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	9162	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Villages Defended:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

GrudgeCraft

anger, deep-seated anger, emotional baggage, enduring resentment, festering anger, grudge, GrudgeCraft, harbored anger, lasting anger, lingering anger, lingering resentment, long-standing grudge, long-term anger, Old Wounds, pent-up anger, pent-up frustration, Resentment, simmering anger, unresolved anger, unresolved emotions, unresolved issues

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	74	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire

DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	892800	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

destoryermc.us.to:27938

Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	79

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.