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VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, consequences, cousin, discipline, Drama, exclusion, family trip, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overprotective, Petty, Police, resort, Safety, Server, Trust, vacation, vacation activities, VacayExclusion

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.

But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!

GraduationGriefCraft

ALARM, CAR, ceremony, chain, crying, disc lock, entitled brat, ENTITLEMENT, family, Fist Fight, graduation gowns, GraduationGriefCraft, high school graduation, MOTORCYCLE, photos, posing, ripped gown, rotor, TANK, working on, Yelling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Star Shards Collected:	83
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	2483
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Farms Harvested:	659
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

complete joke, diminished status, disgrace, Disrespected, Downfall, fallen from grace, former glory, former greatness, former prestige, highly respected, jokes, Laughingstock, lost credibility, mockery, no longer admired, now ridiculed, once revered, outdated ideals, public perception, reputation, RespectCraft, tarnished image

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

AI deception, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Deception, Easily fooled, easily tricked, generation gap, gift card scams, gullible, Indian scammers, lack of critical thinking, lack of savviness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Naive, older generation, Server, susceptible, technology illiterate, Trusting, trusting nature, unquestioning, vulnerable

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5673	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6897
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

Button, ButtonBloopersMC, Caution, consequences, consequences of curiosity, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, do not press, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, Mysterious, office humor, office mischief, office prank, secret, temptation, Warning, Workplace, workplace antics, workplace shenanigans

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defence, Alliance, Allies, Defense, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomat, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nato, nato allies, NATO targets, SECURITY, Targets, tougher targets

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	7	Ores Mined:	1048
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.