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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5779 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!