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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Emeralds Found:	2282
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Votes:	3751	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Void Gems Collected:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mines Excavated:	3353	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, cultural norms, DadBanned, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, Inheritance, Minecraft, office etiquette, parental approval, parental favoritism, professional boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling rivalry, traditional values, workplace boundaries, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

BlockyDateNight

BlockyDateNight, Chick Flicks, cinematic love stories, classic movies, comedy, Date Night Movies, Drama, feel-good films, films for couples, foreign films, heartwarming films, Indie Films, love stories, modern romance, movie night, must-watch movies, relationship movies, Romantic adventures, romantic classics, romantic comedies, timeless classics

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	156
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old movie nights with your significant other? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a romantic movie date night! Imagine snuggling up with your boo while watching the latest block-buster hit on our virtual big screen. And if you get bored of the movie, you can always go on a virtual adventure together and slay some virtual dragons. Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Minecraft and thrill? Join our server now for a movie night experience like no other!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!