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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6123 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 468 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!