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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8411 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Ores Mined: | 9738 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!