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MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Enchantments Applied:	272	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6760	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Magic Items Found:	2531
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	286
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

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OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mines Excavated:	2011	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

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