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PastaFighters Minecraft Server

Conflict, CONVICTED, crime, criminal, European, extradition, foreign fighter, International, Italian, Justice, Minecraft, murderer, News, paedophile, PastaFighters, Prison, russia, scandal, Server, Soldier, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can team up with convicted italian murderers and paedophiles who are fighting for russia in ukraine? well, do we have the server for u! join us for some chaotic fun as we build, mine, and cause mayhem with our unlikely allies. who knows, maybe u’ll even learn a thing or two about survival from these hardened criminals. so come on down and join the insanity, we promise it’ll be a killer time!

UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers

defense strategy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international conflict, Kims, KRAZY, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military threats, national security, North Korea, North Korean military, political instability, Risk, security threat, soldiers, suicide missions, suicide soldiers, Ukraine battlefield, UkraineCraft, unconventional warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!

Copper Crafters Guild

$1.9 million, arizona, Bacteria, College of Medicine, Copper, Crafters, grant, guild, HARMFUL, harness, health, kill, Medical, microorganisms, Mysteries, National Institutes of Health, research, Researcher, Science, study, tucson, Uncovering, University of Arizona

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of COPPER to defeat all the evil bacteria and microorganisms!!! 🦠💥

our fearless leader, Dr. Steve, discovered a secret potion that turns copper into a deadly weapon against all the gross germs in the world. now we’re on a quest to rid minecraft of all the icky stuff that makes you sick 😷

join us and become a copper crusader, fighting alongside Dr. Steve to save the world, one pixelated germ at a time. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and a secret underground lab where we cook up our magical potions 🧪🔬

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and help us save minecraft from the microscopic menace! 💪🔥 #CopperCrusadersUnite

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, Epic, film analysis, film critique, film evaluation, film rating, film recommendation, is it bad, is it good, Is it Worth It?, is it worth the hype, is it worth the money, is it worth the watch, movie assessment, movie opinion, movie review, movie suggestion, Quest, should I see it, should I watch, watch or skip, worth the time, worth watching

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	4992	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Bro, let me tell you, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy.

We’ve got more epic builds than a dragon’s treasure hoard and more fun than a barrel full of monkeys on caffeine.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what reality even means.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BirthdayBashMC Server

Birthday, BirthdayBashMC, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, commitments, Communication, compromise, compromises, emotions, family, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, misunderstandings, Opinions, Plans, relationships, Scheduling, Server, Siblings, sister, weekends

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating birthdays on the exact date? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthday celebrations that are always on point.

We promise to never forget your special day, just like how we never forget to mine diamonds. Our community is full of players who understand the significance of celebrating birthdays as close to the date as possible. Plus, we have epic family hikes in-game that will make your birthday celebrations unforgettable.

Don’t be like the OP’s little sister, who got upset when her family couldn’t celebrate on the exact date. Join our server and never worry about missing out on a birthday celebration again. We even have special events and surprises planned for your big day.

So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other. Who needs real-life plans when you can party it up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make your birthday the talk of the server!

CraftyQueerHousemates

acceptance, anger, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, conventional attractiveness, CraftyQueerHousemates, friendship, Gay, LGBTQ, norms, open environment, personal issues, personal space, Respect, roommate dynamics, roommates, Self Discovery, Sexuality, Straight.., Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	757355
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as open and boundary-pushing as my roommates? Look no further! Join our server where we never lock the doors to the virtual bathroom – pee while someone’s showering, brush your teeth while someone’s taking a virtual dump, it’s all fair game!

Our community is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re rooming with Tom and Jerry themselves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a virtual underwear party with your fellow players – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – we also have drama hotter than a lava pit. Join in on the action as players grapple with their sexuality, come out to their virtual roommates, and deal with accusations of secretly lusting after their pixelated pals. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come join our server today and experience the wildest, most boundary-pushing Minecraft community out there. Who needs real-life roommates when you have us?

CraftyLuxeMC

affluence, comfort, convenience, CraftyLuxeMC, excess, Exclusivity, extravagance, high end, indulgence, lavishness, leisure, luxury, opulence, pampering, Premium, Privilege, Rarity, sophistication, Splurge, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all that and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, military conflict, military offensive, Minecraft, political tension, Russian intervention, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, war claims

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server because we have more explosions than ukraine’s largest attack of war so far, kyiv claims! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on steroids! build your own empire and conquer other players with our epic weapons and armor! trust us, you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server out there! plus, our community is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CableCraft: Russian Ship Edition

Asia-Pacific, CableCraft, cargo ship, Communication, Cyber Security, Defense, Edition, Espionage, Geopolitics, international waters, loitering, Maritime, Military, Monitoring, Naval, Russian, SECURITY, Ship, Surveillance, suspicious activity, taiwan, Technology, undersea cables

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian cargo ships loitering above undersea cables near taiwan for weeks! why, you ask? because we have secret treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by russian sailors with a love for blocky building! join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea while dodging russian spies and their sneaky tactics! who knows what you’ll find down there, maybe even a lost civilization of underwater villagers who speak in dolphin language! so grab your pickaxe and dive into the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Holy Block Party

Aging population, BLOCK, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, community support, dementia prevention, Hispanic community, Hispanic culture, Hispanic older adults, HOLY, mental health, Mental well-being, Party, Religious attendance, religious beliefs, religious practices, Social Connections, spirituality

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4429
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	496
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402

HEY U, YA U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LEMME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GROW BIGGER LIKE A BIG OL’ MELON.

WE GOT HILARIOUS MINI GAMES LIKE “SHEEP SHEARING SHOWDOWN” WHERE U GOTTA SHEAR AS MANY SHEEP AS U CAN IN 60 SECONDS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A GOLDEN CARROT THAT MAKES U RUN SUPER FAST LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALES.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN GUARDING IT. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS. YEAH, U HEARD ME, A FLYING FIREBALL-SHOOTING LLAMA.

SO COME ON AND JOIN DIS SERVER, WHERE UR BRAIN WILL GROW BIGGER AND U’LL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.