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Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5315
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3735	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2286	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2155

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.

BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Animals Bred:	159	Star Shards Collected:	217
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	9864

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft! Join the adventure now!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco club where the villagers go to party after dark. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty Chaos: Troll Edition – Pranking Tranny-Kun, Retart-San, and Z2Cuck Since Day 2!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6266
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil creepers and zombie invasions.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with friendly villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that by joining our server, you’ll be helping to make the world a better place. How, you ask? Well, every time you defeat a mob or complete a quest, a tree is planted in real life! That’s right, you’ll be saving the environment one pixelated tree at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server and let’s save the world together!

LOLcraft: The Server Where Creepers Are More Aggressive Than Your Ex

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8586
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Votes:	680
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is aggressive, frisky, and unceasingly horny! Sorry purityfags, but we’re all about that slut life here.

Join our server for a wild ride where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures, engage in scandalous roleplay, and unleash your inner freak. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of decency.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1860	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	4741
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we only allow the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why settle for the normies when you can hang out with the cool kids who are killing it in the streaming game?

Don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers, we’re not heartless! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the party. And hey, we even have a list of the top indie vtubers to keep you in the loop on who’s who in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Need some SEEEEEEEEEX in your virtual life? We’ve got Koikatsu cards that will make your Minecraft experience a little steamier. And don’t forget to mark your calendar for the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas – we take birthday celebrations very seriously around here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the exclusive /lig/ club. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!