🍆💦Praetorian HiJynx Minecraft Servers

OldSchool MC

ADMIN, apply, Builder, Claim blocks, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, Essentials, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Hiring, Land Claim, Moderator, Nostalgia, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, PvP, SERVER-STAFF, Survival

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Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.

IP: 172.96.164.101:25583

Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)

Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.

By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.

There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads

Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc

We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details

172.96.164.101:25583

Blockify

admins, backups, base building, Blockify, collaboration, Community, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Pure, purest form, Resources, Simplicity, Survival, Trade, unaltered, Vanilla

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Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.

True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.

Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.

Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.

Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.

Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

blockify.playmc.at

WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

community reactions, everyones reaction, funny reactions, internet reactions, meme reactions, Minecraft, online reactions, popular reactions, reactions, Server, social media reactions, surprised reactions, trending reactions, viral reactions, Wuk Lamat, Wuk Lamat funny, Wuk Lamat internet, Wuk Lamat meme, Wuk Lamat reaction, Wuk Lamat surprised, Wuk Lamat trending, Wuk Lamat viral, WukLamatMania

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Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

below par, below standard, comparison, DISAPPOINTING, inadequate, INFERIOR, Lacking, less impressive, long tail, Minecraft, mori, Moroncraft, not as good as, not as good as expected, not up to par, smp, subpar, substandard, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, worse than, WORST

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction healing, addiction help, addiction journey, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery stories, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, AddictiveOvercomer, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, smp

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Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Farms Harvested:	796	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	683118	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Secret Praetorian HiJynx Minecraft Servers

OldSchool MC

Stats November 22, 2024

Blockify

Stats November 22, 2024

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

Stats November 22, 2024

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

ProfeshNoobsCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

OlympicTrainWrecks

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyCutsMC

Stats November 22, 2024

EU Love Boosts Skills!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crops Grown:	8574
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crops Grown:	7849	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	637862
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9482

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20