pr0n Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RealtorBlockerCraft

Apology, Contact, Dinner, family, friendship, Funeral, grocery store, holidays, home sale, listing agent, Moving, neighbor, PROFESSIONAL, ranting, real estate information, realtor, RealtorBlockerCraft, text message, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

So, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join ASAP!

About a year ago, our neighbor from up the street invited us over for dinner. Little did we know, they were actually gossiping about all the other neighbors behind their backs! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Fast forward a few weeks, we invited them over for dinner and they found out our father-in-law passed away. Instead of offering condolences, they were more concerned about us not listing our house with them. Can you believe the audacity?

But wait, it gets even crazier! After months of no contact, they only reached out to us to try and get our listing. Talk about a fake friend, am I right?

So, if you want to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations, then join our server now! Plus, we promise not to gossip about you behind your back 😉

FriendshipCraft SMP

bonding experiences, chance meetings, friendship adventures, friendship anecdotes, friendship blessings, friendship journeys, friendship magic, friendship memories., friendship miracles, Friendship stories, friendship surprises, friendship tales, FriendshipCraft, random encounters, serendipitous friendships, smp, surprising connections, unconventional friendships, unexpected friendship, unique friendships, Unlikely friendships, unusual connections

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7578	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most random and crazy ways of making friends! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I accidentally hit a pig with my pickaxe and it turned out to be another player in disguise! We laughed so hard and now we’re besties in the game! And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and someone came up to me and was like “Hey, I love potatoes too!” and now we have a potato cult in the server. It’s just so wacky and fun, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and make some totally bonkers friends!

LastWordCraft

deathbed, departing message, dying wishes, end of journey, end of life, Farewell, final declaration, final farewell, final message, final statement, final thoughts, last words, LastWordCraft, parting declaration, parting farewell, parting message, parting words, ultimate declaration, ultimate farewell, ultimate message, ultimate words

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience epic battles with giant chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast world of possibilities. Your last words will be “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

coat of arms, controversy, CraftyDans, Danish king, diplomatic conflict, Dispute, Emblem, Flag, Greenland, heraldry, historical significance, international relations, Minecraft, Monarchy, national identity, Politics, Row, royal family, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Symbolism, trump

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.

MapleCraftMergeUS

Canada, collaboration, controversial, Diplomacy, Government, headline, international relations, leadership, MapleCraftMergeUS, MERGE, News, North America, Politics, resignation, response, speculation, suggestion, trudeau, trump, U.S, Unity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7948	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Capture, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, Charon, collision, cosmic events, cosmic mysteries, dwarf planet, gravitational pull, kiss, kiss-and-capture, Minecraft, Moon, moon formation, planetary collisions, planetary dynamics, planetary science, PLUTO, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Emeralds Found:	1455
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	19

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

BudderCraft

Automation, BADLION, BudderCraft, Community, Competive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, exploits, Legal, Mods, Network, Online game, Piracy, playtest, PvP, Skills, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Versions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9754	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

What kind of features does the server offer?

The server provides a variety of feature-rich modes for players to enjoy.

How does the server handle cheating?

The server is extremely strict on preventing cheating of any kind. No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed.

What is the stance on toxic behavior?

The community on the server is friendly and toxic behavior is not tolerated.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server always runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they are believed to ruin the economy and strategy of the game.

Is joining the Discord server required?

While joining the Discord server is not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

What are the allowed clients and mods on the server?

Only Badlion Client is allowed, with specific mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, CPS, etc. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.

Is the server still in development?

Yes, the server is still in its beta phase, so bugs and lacking features may be present. Players are encouraged to provide suggestions for improvements.

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Emeralds Found:	4189
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!