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GamerGals Minecraft SMP – Chick Flicks Gaming

/v/ermins, bugmen, character event, chick, coalition unit, COM2NG SOON™, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, flicks, GamerGals, Gaming, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, theater mode, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with creepers, where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other for fun. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But beware, we have a strict rule of only allowing players who can come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and let the madness begin!

And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates before posting in our server. It’s all in good fun, we promise!

PreggoPartyGoneWild

black out drunk, drinking during pregnancy, early pregnancy, first trimester, positive pregnancy test, PreggoPartyGoneWild, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy concerns, pregnancy decisions, pregnancy emotions, pregnancy friendship, pregnancy guilt, pregnancy judgement, pregnancy planning, pregnancy reactions, pregnancy shock, pregnancy support, pregnancy symptoms, pregnancy testing, pregnant friends

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend who drinks like a fish before finding out she’s pregnant? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building while being just as reckless as her!

We promise you won’t have to wait as long as she did to take a test to see if this server is the one for you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where drinking like a party animal is not only accepted but encouraged?

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic builds together, just like your friend created an epic hangover after that crazy party! Remember, on this server, the only thing you’ll be judging is how high you can stack those blocks!

EternalSMP: Living Forever in Minecraft

endless existence, eternal happiness, eternal life, eternal youth, EternalSMP, immortal beings, immortal lifestyle, IMMORTALITY, immortality aspirations, immortality dreams, immortality fantasy, immortality goals, immortality grant, immortality plans, immortality purpose, immortality wishes, infinite time, life without end, Living, living forever, Longevity, Minecraft, never aging

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where immortality is not just a dream, it’s a reality! Join us and spend eternity building the most epic structures, trolling your friends without consequences, and pulling off the most insane pranks without fear of retaliation.

Imagine never having to worry about losing your items in a PvP battle or falling into lava and losing all your diamonds. With immortality on our server, you can take risks and live life on the edge without any consequences.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where every Saturday night the dragon puts on a light show that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where immortality is just the beginning of the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t want to leave…literally.

TimeTravelDeathWarnCeleb

altering fate, altering the future, Alternate Timeline, Caution, Celebrity, changing history, death prediction, destiny, fatal event, fate, intervention, mortality, Personal, premonition, regret, saving a life, Time paradox, time travel, TimeTravelDeathWarnCeleb, Warning, warning signs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Ever wanted to play Minecraft and also have the power to time travel? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Imagine going back in time to warn your favorite celebrity about how they’re gonna kick the bucket. Will Smith? More like Will Splat if you don’t warn him about that bungee jumping accident! And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret time-traveling llama who will guide you on your quest to save the world, one famous person at a time. So come join our server and start changing the course of history, one block at a time!

MommaGriefer420

activism, Arrests, authoritarian regime, civil disobedience, Democracy, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, MIDDLE EAST, MommaGriefer420, Mother, political repression, protest, protest movement, resistance, slain protester, social justice, uprising anniversary, Woman Life Freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline about a mother of a slain protester getting arrested in Iran! But don’t worry, in our server, she actually escapes and leads a rebellion against the oppressive government. You can join her in the fight for Woman Life Freedom and overthrow the corrupt leaders! Plus, we have tons of fun mini-games and events to keep you entertained while you fight for justice. So come on, join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Arctic Pup Paradise

ancient lineage, Arctic, Arctic breeds, Arctic canids, Arctic canines, arctic exploration, Arctic genetics, Arctic heritage, Arctic history, Arctic origins, Arctic wildlife, canine evolution, genetic analysis, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genomics, northeastern Siberian Arctic, Origins, Paradise, pup, research, Siberian lineage, sled dogs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got sled dogs from siberia as our main mode of transportation! we did sum genomics research and found out dat our sled dogs descended from two distinct lineages of arctic canids! dey originated in da northeastern siberian arctic generations earlier dan we thought! imagine riding around on a minecraft sled pulled by these ancient arctic doggos, it’s gonna be epic! come join us and be a part of dis wild adventure!

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Community Based, Crates, Custom Items, Enchantments, Fun, KOWAMC, Levels, Minecraft, Player Shops, Rankup, Server, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	674857	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

The Best Minecraft Server 1.21 | Survival | Rankup!

KOWAMC IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER! Latest version, crates, custom items, levels, voting rewards, player shops, enchantments

Come join us for lots of community-based fun!

Kowamc.com

Banana Sandwich: Where you can eat while you play Minecraft…but don’t forget to bring your own banana costume! 1.21+ | 18+ | Voice chat

#addons, Active, Armor stand arms, banana, basic rules, BRING, Chat, costume, Dedicated, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, dont, Eat, forget, Friendly, Fun Events, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, J6tNPBVKq4, Join, minecraft but, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Play, Playerheads, sandwich, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	397096	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.21.1
Addons	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: Discord Invite

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can contact plooop on Discord or join through the Discord server using the provided invite link.

2. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range of players on the server is in the lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the members.

3. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, the server is friendly to new players and welcomes them to join the community.

4. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is inspired by Hermitcraft and has a dedicated player base, fun events, and a diamond-based economy.

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	592	Mines Excavated:	2831
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking trees. But beware, our resident evil chickens are always plotting their next diabolical scheme to take over the server!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course made entirely of slippery ice blocks. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move like no other!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – Creeper Crafting Crew

12VHPWR, 4K Editing, BIOS update, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, Coolers, Country, Cpu’s, Crafting, creeper, CREW, Gaming, gaming monitors, Graphics cards, High FPS Gaming, htpc, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, PSUs, RAM, smp, SSDs, Upgrade Advice, web browsing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Items Found:	2205
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Votes:	2539
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your PC build advice? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than an unstable Intel Raptor Lake CPU, and more twists and turns than a 12VHPWR connector that’s about to melt.

Join us if you want to upgrade your gaming experience to the extreme, just like our recommended CPUs. From i3 12100 for HTPC to R9 7950X for multicore madness, we’ve got it all. And don’t even think about joining if you’re still using a CPU without an iGPU – we don’t mess around with outdated tech here.

Our graphics cards will blow your mind, just like our insane stories. Want to game in 2160p? Grab an RTX 4080 Super at MSRP. Need something for amateur production? How about a used RTX 3090 or the legendary RTX 4090? The possibilities are endless, just like the adventures waiting for you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience, build your dream PC, and join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, don’t pair a K CPU with a B mobo chipset – it’s a recipe for disaster. See you in the game!