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BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

SorryNotSorryMC SMP

admitting fault, Apologize.., apologizing for mistakes, Apologizing sincerely, Apology, asking for forgiveness, asking forgiveness, expressing regret, Making amends, Making an apology, saying I’m sorry, saying sorry, seeking forgiveness, smp, SorryNotSorryMC

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3279	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep have mohawks and the creepers wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

100kHolidayHaven

100kHolidayHaven, Adventure, Beach, bucket list, Dream destination, dream vacation, Escape, Exotic, Explore, getaway, holiday destination, luxury, once in a lifetime, Paradise, Relaxation, travel, Tropical, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	110
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	New Chunks Explored:	802806
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	2489	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Animals Bred:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

If you’ve been blessed with a fat stack of 100k, forget about some boring holiday destination – come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste your money on fancy resorts when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?

Imagine this – you’re chilling on a beach made entirely of diamond blocks, sipping on a potion of invisibility while creepers explode in the distance. Or maybe you’re exploring a jungle filled with talking parrots and friendly zombies who just want to give you a high-five.

With our server, the possibilities are endless! So ditch the real world and come join us for the most epic vacation of your life. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, so you might even get a chance to challenge him to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a holiday experience like this anywhere else!

Crafty Delivery South Africa

30 Years, Accountability, Africa, Challenges, citizen engagement, community development, Crafty, Delivery, Democracy, discussion series, economic growth, equality, Government, Infrastructure, opportunities, political landscape, progress, public services, Reflection, service delivery, Social Issues, South, south africa, transformation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server, where we celebrate 30 years of South Africa’s democracy by building the craziest structures ever!

We got service delivery like you’ve never seen before – our admins will literally deliver diamonds to your doorstep in real life!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, like the corrupt politicians who try to steal your diamonds.

Build your own democracy-themed castle and rule over your friends with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make South Africa proud in the world of Minecraft!

What is the IP for FadeUnchanged Minecraft Server?

Doors, doors floor 2, doors floor 2 update, doors update, fadeunchanged, memes, Minecraft, NEW DOORS GAME, perfectly cut screams, roblox funny moments, roblox memes, screaming, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	7877
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

FadeUnchanged is a musician and producer known for blending elements of electronic, hip-hop, and experimental music to create a unique and innovative sound. Their musical style is characterized by intricate beats, atmospheric textures, and hypnotic melodies. With a strong emphasis on emotive storytelling and sonic experimentation, FadeUnchanged has garnered a dedicated following and critical acclaim for their genre-defying approach to music production.

Stop the Static Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, static, STOP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing pigs, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that can only be unlocked by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to those exploding chickens)!

LostInCraft Minecraft SMP – How are you going to explain to everybody that you lost thousands of diamonds?

apu, Deception, diamonds, EXPLAIN, financial catastrophe, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial deception, financial devastation, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial fraud, financial loss, financial ruin, financial scam, financial scheme, fraud, Investment, Lost, Lost Money, LostInCraft, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, scam, smp, THOUSANDS

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Emeralds Found:	8956
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only Ponzi scheme you’ll be dealing with is trying to convince your friends to join our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic builds, and the occasional llama rampage. Who needs real-life investments when you can invest your time in creating the ultimate base and dodging creepers instead?

So come on, forget about your financial woes and join us on our server where the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep because you can’t stop playing! Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain to your friends how you fell for a scheme called “APU”.

AC-Free BF Server

ac, ACFree, air conditioning, air pollution, Amenities, apartment living, Communication, compromise, Cooling, Dishwasher, electrical bill, highway, living situation, partner, relationship, Server, sharing costs, Sleeping, Temperature, washer/dryer

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where compromise is key and the temperature is always just right! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your fellow players over the perfect AC setting.

Our server features a unique twist – you must find a balance between freezing cold and scorching hot temperatures to survive. Will you be the one to crack a window and risk the dangers of air pollution, or will you brave the heat and save on electricity bills?

Embark on epic quests to find the mythical “Perfect Temperature Setting” and unlock special rewards. Team up with other players to strategize the best way to keep cool without breaking the bank.

So come on down to our server and show off your negotiation skills – because when it comes to staying cool, it’s all about finding that sweet spot between comfort and compromise.

NetNostalgia Minecraft SMP

aim, bulletin boards, Chat Rooms, dial-up, early internet, early websites, email lists, Geocities, HTML coding, irc, message boards, Minecraft, myspace, napster, NetNostalgia, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, online gaming, slow connection, smp, Usenet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Emeralds Found:	8970	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the treasures within.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

AverageMinecraft10/10

10/10, Audience, Average, AverageMinecraft1010, Buzz, Cinema, Critic, critique, Disappointment, film, hype, Mainstream, Movie, opinion, overhyped, Overrated, perspective, Popular, Rating, review, Subjective

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the blockbuster movie everyone hyped up as a 10/10 but you thought was just meh.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because our server is like that movie that had you scratching your head wondering what all the fuss was about.

So why join our server? Because just like that overrated movie, we’ll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are haunted by ghostly creepers and our Nether portal leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

CraftyCommiesVSReds

China, CraftyCommiesVSReds, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, expansionism, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Land, Military, Politics, president, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Territory Dispute, world news

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, liek, this server is, liek, the most epic place to play minecraft, dude. why should u join? well, cuz, liek, we got this insane story where china is tryna take back taiwan, right? but then the president is all like, nah bro, u gotta take land from russia too. like, wut? that’s some crazy shiz right there. so if u wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, come join us on this server. who knows what other bonkers stuff will happen next, amirite? u gotta be there to find out, man. so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this totally nutso minecraft server.