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Kronii’s Infinite LOLz – Mine, Craft, and LOL with us! – 15:17

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, bgm, cover, Craft, fanbase, fanfiction, hololive, Infinite, Kroniis, lol, lolz, memes, Music, NSFW, originalsong, Schedule, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9908	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the wildest adventures with Kronii’s 2024 Birthday Merch! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know Kronii is watching.

When you join, you’ll be greeted by Mumei, Fauna, and Gura, who are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Fauna once built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether, and Gura tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with memes, art, and NSFW art (don’t ask). We even have our own fanbase tag, #OKTK, because we’re just that cool. And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can hang out in our free chat room and listen to Kronii’s original songs on repeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Kronii Love cult. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, have fun!

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2185
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Towns Built:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

accept Christ, Awaits, Besties, Chad, chance, Christian, Christian Worship, Christianity, CREEPERS, dont, Earthly constructs, Eternity, free from sin, Heaven, JesusCraft, latest statistics, modern technology, population density, realistic image, Sin, Stand, statistics, worship centres

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crops Grown:	8310	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Emeralds Found:	3371	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

Clinic, CONDOM, CraftyCreeperz, genital herpes, gtbe, HIV, HIV RNA test, Japan, kidneys, kyoto, lesson learned, love hotel, ltbe, PEP, Prostitute, redlight district, serious partner, sex, solo trip, STD results, TOKYO

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7779	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6781
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

#youtube, Chaos, collide, CONTENT, creativity, Fans, general, GRASS, hate twitch, Live, memberships, merch, MV, s&s, Sayu love, Sayu Sincronisity, Sayus, Schedule, Server, silly, Sync, Thread, twitch, twitter, vacation, vods, Website

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ores Mined:	1245	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

anti-Semitic, ass, Blockhead, bonanza, CREEPERS, derogatory, Discriminatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hateful, hurtful, ignorant, intolerant, kikes, no brains, no foreskin, offensive, prejudice, racist, stupid, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9787	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7564	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!