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Dreamy Mating Minecraft Server

adolescence, catching up, DATING, dreamy, first time, girl, hormones, incel, Insecurities, Masculinity, mating, Minecraft, PRESSING, puberty, pursuing femoids, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual development, social interactions, t levels, testosterone levels, wet dreams

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies of mating and pressing girls! Our server is so magical that it can even boost your testosterone levels and turn you into a real Chad in no time. Join now before you miss out on your chance to escape inceldom and become a Minecraft player with game!

Friend Beatdown Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger management, ask me anything, assault, Beatdown, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, emotional response, Fighting, Friend, friendship, Minecraft, peer conflict, peer pressure, personal experience, physical altercation, relationships, self-control, smp, support system, violence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we settle our differences with PvP battles that are more intense than a creeper explosion! Our players are so competitive, they’ll beat the block out of each other just for fun. Join us if you want to witness epic battles that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs therapy when you can just PvP your problems away? So come on, join us and watch as friendships are shattered and alliances are forged in the fires of battle. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets their diamond armor stolen.

FamilySeatSwap Minecraft Server

air travel, back of plane, cramped seating, family seating, Family travel, FamilySeatSwap, flight seating, kids seating, long haul flight, middle seat, Minecraft, parental frustration, passenger rights, plane etiquette, refusing to switch seats, seat booking, seat preference, seat selection, seating arrangement, Server, travel rights, window seat

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6627
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9670
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where your seat preferences are respected? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of having the perfect spot, whether it’s by the window or in the middle seat way in the back. Join us for a flight of fun and adventure, where you can lean against the side of a blocky world and never feel cramped. Say no to seat-switching families and yes to your own personal space in our server. Fly high with us and experience the freedom of choosing your own seat, no matter how far back it may be!

SnackWarsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, groceries, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate snack stealing, sharing, SNACKS, SnackWarsMC

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

So, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where you can escape all your roommate drama and snack-stealing woes! Picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own snack fortress and protect it from any snack monsters (looking at you, Sara).

Join our server and never worry about your snacks disappearing again! You can create secret snack stashes, booby trap your cookie jar, and even hire virtual snack guards to keep watch 24/7. No more awkward vibes or passive-aggressive snack confrontations – just pure snack-filled fun!

And hey, if you ever need a break from snack wars, you can explore our epic virtual world, complete crazy challenges, and maybe even uncover the ultimate snack treasure. So come on, join us on this Minecraft server and let the snack-tastic adventures begin! Who needs roommates when you have a whole snack kingdom to rule?!

BlockyBawdyCraft

adult content, adult material, BlockyBawdyCraft, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit material, graphic, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Indecent, lewd, Mature, not safe for work, NSFW, obscene, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	889565	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!

7-eleven, Acquisition, board of directors, business decision, company evaluation, company stock, corporate governance, corporate news, CraftyCreeper707, financial analysis, investment opportunity, Market reaction, market value., offer, parent company, REJECTED, rejection, shareholder response, stakeholder communication, strategic planning, takeover proposal, undervaluation, Valuation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Animals Bred:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.

join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.

What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

F22, Geopolitics, habitual, humor, Linecrosser, Minecraft, Server, Tinder, US government

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Habitual Linecrosser is a multi-talented artist known for pushing the boundaries of creativity. With a unique blend of music, visual art, and storytelling, they consistently challenge traditional norms and inspire audiences to think outside the box. Their work is characterized by bold experimentation and a fearless approach to breaking barriers. Through their art, Habitual Linecrosser aims to provoke thought, spark conversation, and evoke emotion in all who experience their creations.

Astra

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3618
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Don’t just reach for the stars, conquer them!

The Astraverse is Filipino Minecraft community that supports cracked MC and premium MC. In Astra, you can find the most welcoming and friendly community there is! With our Quests, you are to take on challenges, exploring unfamiliar territories, and searching for valuable artifacts or knowledge. Our custom generated world will cater to those who thrive in building from their imagination in the largest, unique biomes you can find!

We offer PyroFarming, PyroFishing, and PyroMining (yes! the Pyro Trinity) along with soon-to-be-added Custom Crops and Instance Dungeons! Claim the treasures blessed by the stars and gods of mythologies around the world with the bountiful crates and daily (even weekly + monthly) rewards! Complete your quests and receive Mystery Boxes where you can find unique Custom Enchantments and Custom Items that are drawn to you!

Ready to conquer the cosmos? Join now!

IP: play.astraverse.space Port: 25564 Store: store.astraverse.space

play.astraverse.space:25564

Hardcore Legends

Clan, Difficulty, diseases, End.., Explore, Hardcore Legends, I AM DEATH, icarus, Incendium, Lava Hurts, Minecraft, Nether, Nullscape, PvE, QoL Difficulty, realistic survival, Semi-Hardcore, Survival, Terralith, Unique

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Hardcore Legends A new take on Hardcore Survival! With Semi-hardcore you only have a few lives so be careful! With Terralith you have a fully new worldspace to explore! With Incendium the Nether is Hardmode +! With Nullscape The End is even more explorable! We have tried to craft a unique survival experience here at Legends and hope that you will join the server and give it a try! We have aimed for a I AM DEATH motto in our approach to the server! With diseases, Realistic Survival, Lava Hurts, Icarus, and many more QoL Difficulty implementations we aim to provide a harder experience for those who are bored of “vanilla” Minecraft! Can you survive? Alone? With a Clan? Find out and join Hardcore Legends!

HardcoreLegends.serverminer.com:26151

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, animated characters, animated series, Anime, ash ketchum, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan favorite, FANTASY, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, long tail tags, Minecraft, new episode, Nostalgia, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokemon series, Pokemon trainers, Server, tv show

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Farms Harvested:	849
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Guess who’s back, back again? Our Minecraft server is back and better than ever! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, this server is so lit even Herobrine wants in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!