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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5279 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!