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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2194 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2780 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!