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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5011 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 420 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1988 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a soap opera with all the back-and-forth drama. Just like how your ex wanted you to divide the lottery winnings by the number of kids they have, we’ll divide our in-game loot by the number of players – but don’t worry, you’ll get your fair share!
And just like how you had to sacrifice a lot to make sure your kids had a stable home, you’ll have to sacrifice some sleep to stay up late playing on our server. But trust us, it’ll be worth it for all the fun and excitement you’ll experience.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only child support you’ll need is the support of your fellow players as you navigate through all the crazy situations that come your way. Who knew gaming could be so entertaining and unpredictable?
