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MapleCraft: US Edition

annexation, Canada, collaboration, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global impact, Government, international relations, MapleCraft, national identity, North America, North American Union, Partnership, Politics, potential merger, Province, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, Unity

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	102202
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

Bloomberg News, breach notification, competitors, confidential information, Corporate Espionage, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, Edward Coristine, executive, Information Security, insider threat, June 2022, leaking internal information, legal action, Minecraft, Path Network, PathNet, privacy violation, PvP, security breach, Server, terminated, Termination

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	836
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	165
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6793
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	105039	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution