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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2056 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!
