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BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3800	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6064
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5836	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Items Found:	5789	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5731	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8267

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Love Letters Sent:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	184
Runes Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉