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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6265 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 54 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!