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Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Farms Harvested:	644	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	78
Animals Bred:	126	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Items Found:	4115	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4053	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

Anime, Faggot character, fictional character, first-person pronoun, Gender Identity, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime character, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ manga character, LGBTQ protagonist, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ storyline, LGBTQ themes, Manga, Minecraft, non-binary, noob, ore, queer representation, Server, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3394	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	815
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.