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CousinCraft: No Drama Zone

abusive parents, aita, Argument, CousinCraft, cousins, curse out, Drama, easy life, family, financial aid, Friends, hard work, immigrant parents, mad, NYC, partying, privileged, Rich, spoiled, Struggle, Successful, Upset, Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	333782
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the ultimate struggle of trying to survive in a virtual world!

Join us and you’ll be faced with challenges that will make you rethink everything you thought you knew about privilege and hardship. Just like the spoiled cousin in the story, you’ll have to work hard to build your own empire from scratch. No handouts here, just blood, sweat, and tears (virtual tears, of course).

Think you’re tough? Think again. Our server will push you to your limits and make you question your own strength. Can you handle the pressure? Can you survive in a world where everything is out to get you?

So if you want a taste of real struggle and a chance to prove your strength, join our server now. But be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart. Only the strongest will survive in this crazy virtual world. Are you up for the challenge?

MineCraftySlimmingTips

diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lose weight fast, lose weight naturally, MineCraftySlimmingTips, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss goals, weight loss journey, weight loss methods, weight loss motivation, weight loss plan, weight loss programs, weight loss results, weight loss strategies, weight loss success, weight loss supplements, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crops Grown:	8563
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch those pixels melt away faster than a creeper in sunlight! Our virtual workouts will have you mining and crafting your way to a slimmer avatar in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight-loss properties. So come join us and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

F16FunCraft: Jetting into Summer

Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense procurement, eastern europe, F-16 jets, F16FunCraft, fighter jets, foreign relations, Jetting, long-range capabilities, Military, military alliance, nato, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, Summer, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Buildings Constructed:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

lol u ever seen a pig fly? well get ready to see some f-16 jets flying over ukraine this summer on our minecraft server! why join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar. they saw our server and were like “holy cow, this place is lit!” so they started playing and now they’re bffs. true story. also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake? yep, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the epic adventure of ukraine and f-16 jets in minecraft land!

BaconCraft: Less Explosions!

bacon, bacon and health., bacon benefits, bacon consumption, bacon diet, bacon eaters, bacon enthusiasts, bacon lovers, BaconCraft, dietary choices, eating habits, explosion prevention, explosion risk, explosions, food choices, risk factors, Safety, Safety Measures, safety statistics, self-harm prevention, self-harm statistics, statistics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	133
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA jOIN oUR mINECRAFT sERVER? wELL lET mE tELL yOU, wE hAVE tHE bEST bACON iN tHE wORLD! i kNOW wHAT yOU’RE tHINKING, “wHAT dOES bACON hAVE tO dO wITH mINECRAFT?” bUT lET mE tELL yOU, oUR bACON iS sO gOOD tHAT iF yOU eAT iT, yOU wILL bE cRAZY gOOD aT pLAYING mINECRAFT! lIKE, yOU wILL bE aBLE tO bUILD a cASTLE oUT oF bACON! aND hERE’S tHE bEST pART, pEOPLE wHO eAT bACON aRE sTATISTICALLY lESS lIKELY tO bLOW tHEMSELVES uP! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND eAT sOME bACON, yOU wON’T rEGRET iT!

VibraCraft: PeniClit Power Unleashed

anatomy, Clitoris, Erections, genitalia, Mice, nerve activation, nerve cells, PeniClit, penis, physiology, power, research, scientific discovery, Sensory, sensory organs, sensory perception, sexual arousal, sexual behaviors, sexual pleasure, sexual response, study, Unleashed, VibraCraft, Vibrations

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	295
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like unlocking the sensory secrets of ur penis and clitoris! Like, did u know there are nerve cells that detect vibrations and make u do sexual stuff like get erections? It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with sexy vibes! Join now and experience the wildest sensations in the blocky world! It’s gonna blow ur mind, literally!

Starbound

collaboration, Competitions, Crate System, Crates, Discord, Economy, Economysurvival, Events, friendly-atmosphere, INCLUSIVE, interstellar adventure, Land Protection, Prizes, server ip, Skills, Small Community, Smallcommunity, smp, Space theme, Space-bound journey, starbound, Survival, Towny, Towny Plugin, Trading, Vanillaish, wealth building

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	394956
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

🌌 Welcome to Starbound! 🌌

Are you ready to embark on an interstellar adventure? Join Starbound, an economy SMP with a unique space theme, where the stars are just the beginning of your journey!

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💬 Join Our Community 💬

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

🔗 Connect with Us 🔗

Server IP: play.mcstarbound.usServer Version: 1.20.6Discord: Join Our Discord! (Join us for updates, support, and to meet fellow players!)

Embark on your space-bound journey today! The cosmos is calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound. 🚀

play.mcstarbound.us

Secret Haven: Where players pretend they’re experts but get lost on a simple map!

age-restriction, application form, Approval, atmosphere, BUILD, Communication, Community, Connect, Create, Discord, Experts, Explore, family, Growing, Haven, INCLUSIVE, Lost, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Players, PRETEND, respectful, secret, Simple, Small, smp, Theyre, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Veiled Haven SMP

Server Type	Vanilla+
Version	Java 1.20.6
Mods	Minimal, enhancing vanilla experience
Age Restriction	16+
Communication	Discord
Website	Veiled Haven SMP Website

FAQ

How do I apply to join Veiled Haven SMP?

To apply, visit our website at https://veiled-haven.net/ and fill out the application form at the bottom. We will contact you via Discord once your application is approved.

What is the server’s focus?

We focus on creating a mature and respectful atmosphere for our community members to enjoy a balanced and consistent gameplay experience.

Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, our server has an age restriction of 16+ to maintain a mature environment.

How can I communicate with other players?

We primarily use Discord for communication, allowing for seamless coordination and interaction within the community.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure the safety and inclusivity of our community members.

MineCraft Heroes Server

Characters, Community, discussion, event calendar, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, gameplay, guides, Heroes, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, New Trailer, News, Nintendo, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, summoning cost simulator, trailer analysis, Updates

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures in a world where heroes come to life.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our event calendar is so lit that even the gods of Askr are jealous. We have timelines that make Doctor Strange’s head spin and guides that will make you a summoning master in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our summoning cost simulator is so accurate, it predicted the next legendary hero before even IntSys did. And don’t even get me started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it made the Avengers look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even summon a hero so powerful, they’ll break the game in half. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Vtuber Revenge Minecraft Server

Community, cyber conflict, destroy, digital drama, digital revenge, Doki, Drama, internet culture, internet feud., Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, online rivalry, Revenge, Server, social media, social media feud, virtual entertainment, virtual revenge, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	4989
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Votes:	1073
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Dimension Hops:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of those pesky vtubers taking over your Minecraft world with their cute avatars and wholesome content? Well, fear not, because on our server, Doki has had enough and is on a mission to destroy the entire vtuber community as revenge for stealing all the attention! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Doki and the vtubers, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a giant chicken army. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where Doki plots her next move while riding a llama dressed as a ninja. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now and be a part of the madness!

DateNight Minecraft Server

#datenight, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, dating advice, dating culture, dating etiquette, dating expectations, dating guidelines, dating rules, dating standards, dating values, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, relationships, romance, Server, sexual behavior, sexual ethics, Sexuality, social norms

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, the answer to that age-old question is EVERY DAY! That’s right, our server is all about living life to the fullest and having a blast while doing it. Join us for wild adventures, crazy parties, and of course, plenty of blocky shenanigans. Who needs a date when you can have a creeper as a wingman? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of ridiculousness!