Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.
Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.
So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!
Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.
So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥
but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.
so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!
but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. need diamonds? poof, they’re yours! want to ride a dragon? no problem, just ask nicely.
oh, and did i mention our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken? yea, that’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a minecraft player’s dream come true!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.
Discord: https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV
Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project with a focus on geopolitics and diplomacy. Join our community and enjoy a server with light rules but a vibrant playerbase.
Version: 1.20+ for Java and Bedrock
| Core Protect | Hacking and griefers are handled efficiently with this plugin |
|---|---|
| Towny | Create nations and towns in this Geopol server |
| Movecraft | Build trains, planes, cars, etc with this vanilla plugin |
| No chat report | Communicate hassle-free with other players |
| Responsible staff | Our council ensures a fair and enjoyable experience |
| No Pay to Win | Donations only provide access to for-fun features |
| Voice chat | Optional proximity voice chat for interactive gameplay |
Join the discord to get whitelisted and start your adventure on TownThrive!
Join our Discord server and get whitelisted to start playing on TownThrive.
Yes, PvP and Wars are allowed on TownThrive to create an interesting environment.
We have an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players online at any given time.
We have light rules on TownThrive, focusing on creating an enjoyable and fair gameplay experience for all players.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard, typing away furiously to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords and ride pigs into battle. You’ll never know when a gang of sword-wielding chickens will come charging at you, ready to take you down in the most ridiculous way possible.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players. You’ll be mining away peacefully when suddenly your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken, courtesy of our ghostly cow friend.
So come join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
But that’s not all! Our server also comes with a special feature – the Bad Parenting Plugin. Witness firsthand as our players neglect their virtual children, eat all the virtual food, and let the virtual house become a virtual mess. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and entertainment 24/7? AITA for inviting you to join this crazy server?