🔥PotionPaw Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PotionPaw – The Side Effects Server

cure, Disease treatment, drug side effects, effects, health risks, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare system, Healthcare Technology, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, Medical research, medical science, Medical Treatment, medication, Medicine, patient care, pharmaceuticals, PotionPaw, prescription drugs, Server, Side, side effects

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate minecraft madness! we got creepers dat explode glitter, zombies dat dance the cha cha slide, and skeletons dat shoot rainbows instead of arrows!

we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.

so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3698	Enchantments Applied:	203
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Towns Built:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9966
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

196255950, Adventure, American, Canada, Crafty, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, mexico, north, previous, salted peanut, Usa

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	88	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

A, b.., Boomers, Dinner, Epstein Island, goy, Hero, Jews, KiwiCraft, lolz, m+, new zealand, NZ Police, NZG, O edition, POL, R A M B O, RAM, roast pumpkin, trial, Twizel salmon, Vaxxed, Zogbots

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Animals Bred:	95	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Crafty Harem Adventures

Adventures, alt outfits, Beta, Breakup, college life, confidence boost, coom, covid isolation, Crafty, emotional connection, family problems, harem, harem anime, highschool crush, Jealousy, Lockdown, nudes, perfect man, physical contact, pillow fights, professional athlete, sexual tension, threesome porn

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

> So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

> Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

> Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

> But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

Access, ANONYMOUS, Availability, Bookworms, CONTENT, Digital, geo-blocked, Help, location, Manga, manga access, manga app, manga platform, manga reader, manga site, Minecraft, ONLINE, query, question.., reading, region locked, Restricted, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

BUILD, Commute, Development, efficiency, Elon, Engineering, Fast, Faster, futuristic, Futuristic technology, futuristic transportation, GROUNDBREAKING, high-speed travel, high-tech, Hyperloop, HyperloopCraft, Infrastructure, innovation, Musk, progress, rapid transit, speed of light, Transportation, travel, work

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	2067
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!